Gm                        F
  My computer thinks I'm gay
                              Eb
I threw that piece of junk away
                  (Eb)
On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home


Gm                          F
   This is my last communiqué
                      Eb
Down the supper highway
                         (Eb)
All that I have left to say, in a single tome


      Bb
I got too many friends
                     F
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Gm
And I'll never be there for
                      Eb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


Gm                         F
  If I could give it all away
                              Eb
Would it come back to me someday?
                      (Eb)
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone


Gm                            F
   But I've got a reason to declaim
                           Eb
The applications are to blame
                          (Eb)
For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone


      Bb
I got too many friends
                     F
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Gm
And I'll never be there for
                      Eb                           
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


Bb
Too many friends
                     F
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Gm
And I'll never be there for
                      Eb                             D
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


Gm                          F
   My computer thinks I'm gay
                           Eb
What's the difference anyway
                             Eb
When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone


      Bb
I got too many friends
                     F
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Gm
And I'll never be there for
                      Eb                           
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


Bb
Too many friends
                     F
Too many people that I'll never meet
                         Gm
And I'll never be there for
                      Eb                           Bb
I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there


                 F
I'll never be there
                 Gm
I'll never be there
                  Eb
I'll never be there
                  Gm (one strum to finish)
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