Gm F My computer thinks I'm gay Eb I threw that piece of junk away -xEb-x On the Champs-Elysées, as I was walking home Gm F This is my last communiqué Eb Down the supper highway -xEb-x All that I have left to say, in a single tome Bb I got too many friends F Too many people that I'll never meet Gm And I'll never be there for Eb I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Gm F If I could give it all away Eb Would it come back to me someday? -xEb-x Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone Gm F But I've got a reason to declaim Eb The applications are to blame -xEb-x For all my sorrow and my pain, of feeling so alone Bb I got too many friends F Too many people that I'll never meet Gm And I'll never be there for Eb I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Bb Too many friends F Too many people that I'll never meet Gm And I'll never be there for Eb D I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Gm F My computer thinks I'm gay Eb What's the difference anyway Eb When all the people do all day, is stare into a phone Bb I got too many friends F Too many people that I'll never meet Gm And I'll never be there for Eb I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there Bb Too many friends F Too many people that I'll never meet Gm And I'll never be there for Eb Bb I'll never be there for, 'cause I'll never be there F I'll never be there Gm I'll never be there Eb I'll never be there Gm -one strum to finish- I'll never be there
