Intro: E 

Verse 1:
E 
Alpha, Beta, Delta

Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa

Verse 2:
E 
Hey, hey, hey girls let's all look the same
And act really xxxxxxx stupid
Cause they like us that way
Hey, hey, hey boys let's go to the frat party
The theme is white people
Get your roofies ready

Bridge:
Gb                        G 
xxxx their parents money away
                           E  Ab  A 
And act like xxxxxxxx everyday

Interlude: C  E  Ab  A  C

Chorus: 
E                   Ab   A        C 
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
E                     Ab  A       C            E 
Find the biggest pack of  douchey football bros
                Ab  A     C 
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
E                  Ab    A    C  B 
Wanna spew a little   on everyone

Verse 3:
E 
Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls

I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes

I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls

I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes

Bridge:
Gb                       G                        E  Ab  A 
I  just wanna ruin their day in one particular way

Interlude: C  E  Ab  A  C

Chorus: 
E                   Ab   A        C 
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
E                     Ab  A       C            E 
Find the biggest pack of  douchey football bros
                Ab  A     C 
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
E                  Ab    A    C 
Wanna spew a little   on everyone

Break: B  C  B  G  Gb 

Outro:
E                Ab  A 
Wanna wanna spew oh  you
Ab    E 
Alpha falfa
E                     Ab     A 
Brainless xxxxxxx football dudes
Ab    E 
Delta trelta
E               Ab  A 
I'm a little Kanga_roo
Ab    E 
Gamma jamma
E                 Ab  A        Ab   E 
I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you