Intro:
        Cm        Cm     Cm
Divorced, beheaded, died
        Cm        Cm         Cm
Divorced, beheaded, survived
                          Ab G
And tonight London we are LIVE

Verse 1:
Cm
Listen up, let me tell you a story
Eb
A story that you think you've heard before
Fm
We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
G
Know all about the glories and the disgraces
Cm
I'm done cause all this time
Eb
I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
Fm
So I pick up a pen and a microphone
G
History's about to get overthrown

Pre-chorus:
Cm
Divorced, beheaded, died
Cm
Divorced, beheaded, survived
Cm
But just for you tonight
Cm
We're divorced beheaded LIVE

Chorus:
Ab
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Cm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Bb                                     F
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Ab
Raising up the roof until we hit the ceiling
Cm
Get ready for the truth that will be revealing
Bb                                     F  Ab  G
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Verse 2:
Cm
All you ever hear and read about
Eb
Is our ex, and the way it ended
Fm
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush
G
You're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
Cm
Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice,
Eb
'cause we're taking you to court.
Fm
And every Tudor rose has it's thorns
G
and you're gonna here 'em live, in consort.

Verse 3:
(nc)
Divorced
Cm
My name is Catherine of Aragon
Eb
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon,
Fm
Of royalty. My loyalty is to the Vatican
G
So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again.

(nc)
Beheaded
Cm
I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next see
Eb
I broke England from the church. Yeah, I'm that xxxx
Fm
Why did I lose my head?
G
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red

(nc)
Died
Cm
Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved (Rude!)
Eb
When my son was newly born, I died
Fm
But I'm not what I seem or am I
G
Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.

(nc)
Divorced
Cm
Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?
Eb
When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja
Fm
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic
G
Funny how we all discus that but never Henry's little...

Cm
xxxxx up your ears I'm the Katherine, who lost her head
(nc)
Beheaded
Eb
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Fm
Lock up your husbands. Lock up your sons
G
K-Howard is here and the fun's begun

(nc)
Survived
Cm
Five down I'm the final wife
Eb
I saw him to the end of his life
Fm
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
G
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know how we got this far
Do you wanna know how we got this far then...

Chorus:
Ab
Welcome to the show to the historemix
Cm
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Bb                                     F
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Ab
Get your hands up get this party buzzing
Cm
You want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
Bb                                     F  Ab  G
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives

But now we're ex-wives

Refrain:
Cm    Bb    Ab    G
Cm    Bb    Ab G Cm Eb

Outro:
Ab                        G
One, two, three, four, five
    Cm
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