Intro:
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Are we gonna have a problem
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You got a bone to pick
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You've come so far
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Why now are you pulling on my dick
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I'd normally slap your face off
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And everyone here could watch
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But I'm feeling nice
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Here's some advice
Listen up biotch
 
Interlude -x2-: Bbm Db Ab
 
Verse 1:
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I like
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Lookin' hot
Db           Ab
Buying stuff they cannot
 

Bbm
I like
Bbm
Drinkin' hard
Db           Ab
Maxin' Dad's credit card
 

Bbm
I like
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Skippin' gym
Db
Scaring her
Ab
Screwing him
 

Bbm
I like
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Killer clothes
Db            Ab
Kickin' nerds in the nose
 

Bbm             Ab
If you lack the balls
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You can go play dolls
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Let your mommy fix you a snack
 

      Bbm
Woah!
 
Bbm               Ab
Or you could come smoke
                   Fm
Pound some rum and coke
                       Ab
In my Porsche with the quarterback
 
Chorus:
Bbm
Woah Woah Woah
 

Bbm            Db        Ab
Honey whatchu waitin' for
              Gb       Ab
Welcome to my candy store
                     Bbm
It's time for you to prove
             Gb        Ab
You're not a loser anymore
     Ab                 Bbm
Then step into my candy store
 
Verse 2:
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Guys fall
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At your feet
Db
Pay the check
Ab
Help you cheat


Bbm
All you
Bbm
Have to do
Db          Ab
Say goodbye to Shamu
 

Bbm
That freak's
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Not your friend
Db         Ab
I can tell in the end


Bbm
If she
Bbm
Had your shot
Db              Ab
She would leave you to rot
 

Bbm                  Ab
Course if you don't care
                   Fm
Fine! Go braid her hair
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Maybe Sesame Street is on
 

      Bbm
Woah!
 

Bbm            Ab
Or forget that creep
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And get in my jeep
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Let's go tear up someone's lawn
 
Chorus:
Bbm
Woah Woah Woah
 

Bbm            Db        Ab
Honey whatchu waitin' for
              Gb       Ab
Welcome to my candy store
                  Bbm
You've just gotta prove
             Gb        Ab
You're not a pussy anymore
     Ab                 Bbm
Then step into my candy store
 
Bridge:
        Ab
You can join the team
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Or you can xxxxx and moan
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You can live the dream
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Or you can die alone
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You can fly with eagles
      Eb
Or if you prefer
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Keep on testing me
         Eb
And end up like her
 
Bbm
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about

 me
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Color me stoked!
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I’m so happy!
Bbm
Woah!
 

Bbm
Woah!
 

Bbm            Db
Honey whatchu waiting fo
 

Ab
SHUT UP HEATHER
 

Ab           Gb     Ab
Step into my candy store
                Db
Time for you to prove
             Gb            Ab
You're not a lame ass anymore
     Ab                  Bbm
Then step into my candy store
 

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It's my candy store
              Bbm
It's my candy
              Db
It's my candy store
              Bbm
It's my candy
              Db
It's my candy store
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It's my candy sto-ore
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