Intro: E B7 E B7 E I'm malicious, mean and scary A My sneer could curdle dairy Dbm7 Gb9 B7 And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest E But despite my evil look E7 A Bbdim7 And my temper, and my Hook G7 Gbm7 B E I've always yearned to be a concert pianist Abm Dbm Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? Gb C7# B7 Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam? E E7 Yep, I'd rather be called deadly A Bbdim7 For my killer show-tune medley Thank you! G7 Db7 Gbm 'Cause way down deep inside B7 E I've got a dream A He's got a dream! E He's got a dream! Abm Dbm Gbm See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem! E Though I do like breaking femurs E A Gb You can count me with the dreamers G7 Db7 Gbm7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream! Interlude: Gbm E A B E Gb Bsus4 B E I've got scars and lumps and bruises A Plus something here that oozes Dbm7 Gb9 B And let's not even mention my complexion E E7 But despite my extra toes A Gb And my goiter, and my nose G7 Db7 Gbm B7 E I really want to make a love connection Abm Dbm Can't you see me with a special little lady Gb C7# B7 Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? E Though I'm one disgusting blighter E7 A Bbdim7 I'm a lover, not a fighter -- G7 Db7 Gbm7 'Cause way down deep inside B E E7 I've got a dream A I've got a dream! He's got a dream! E I've got a dream! He's got a dream! Abm Dbm Gbm7 B7 And I know one day romance will reign supreme! E Though my face leaves people screaming A Bbdim7 There's a child behind it, dreaming -- G7 Db7 Gbm7 Like everybody else B E I've got a dream Abm A Tor would like to quit and be a florist E Gbm B E Gunther does interior design Abm Ulf is into mime Dbm Attila's cupcakes are sublime Gb7 Bruiser knits Killer sews Fang does little puppet shows Dbm7 B7 And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! E I have dreams, like you -- no, really! A Just much less touchy-feely Dbm7 Gb9 They mainly happen somewhere B7 warm and sunny E F Gb On an island that I own Ab/Db A Bb B Bbdim7 Tanned and rested and alone G7 Db7 Gbm7 B E Surrounded by enormous piles of money A I've got a dream! She's got a dream! E I've got a dream! She's got a dream! Abm Dbm I just want to see the floating Gbm7 B7 lanterns gleam! Yeahh! E And with every passing hour E A Gb I'm so glad I left my tower -- G7 Db7 Gbm7 Like all you lovely folks B E E7 I've got a dream! A She's got a dream! He's got a dream! E They've got a dream! We've got a dream! Abm So our diff 'rences ain't Dbm Gbm7 really that extreme! B7 We're one big team...! E Call us brutal -- Sick -- E7 Sadistic -- E7 A Bbdim7 And grotesquely optimistic G7 Db7 Gbm7 'Cause way down deep inside G Dbm We've got a dream! I've got a dream! Dbm I've got a dream! I've got a dream! Bbm7 I've got a dream! I've got a dream! Gb I've got a dream! Gb E Yes way down deep A B7 E Gbm E A B7 E inside, I've got a dream! Yeahh!