Intro -x2-: D Dmaj7 Gbm E
 
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Psych!
 
Dmaj7 Gbm Dbm E
 
Verse:
D         Dmaj7
I’m so pretentious
D
Wanna be artsy
E
hoping that you call me
                               Dmaj7
just so I can act like I didn’t see it
 

    D
and now that you don’t want me
E
all I xxxx is blondies
E
just so I can get a bit
D
nostalgic
             Gbm
But it’s all bullxxxx
E                Dmaj7
 Cause I’m so pretentious
      E
and I can’t fix it
 
Pre-Chorus:
    Dmaj7
And I’ve hung out with girls
     Gbm       E
that knew more words to my songs
 
than you ever did
    Dmaj7
and I’ve made out with boys
     Gbm      E
that use more tongue in one kiss than you ever did
 
Chorus:
          Dmaj7
Cause I’m sick of feeling sorry
Dmaj7
 for myself cause you couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx you talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx you talk
 

          Dmaj7
Cause I’m sick of saying sorry
Dmaj7
 every time that you couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
 
Verse:
        Dmaj7
am I pretentious
   Gbm  E
or am I not
                 E
for thinking I’m the xxxx
    E
and knowing you’re not
             Dmaj7
so call me a princess
           Dmaj7
get that a lot
               E
At least I own up
 
to the things that I’m not
 

                Dmaj7                 Gbm
And you just destroy, destroy, all my confidence
           E
I’m just a boy with a voice and an audience
        Dmaj7                        Gbm
I never learned how to love, and its obvious
         E
You never learned how to suck on my cockiness

Pre-Chorus:
    Dmaj7
And I’ve hung out with girls
     Gbm       E
that knew more words to my songs
         E
than you ever did
    Dmaj7
And I’ve made out with boys
     Gbm      E
that use more tongue in one kiss than you ever did
 
Chorus:
      E
Cause I’m so xxxxing
Dmaj7
sick of feeling sorry
Dmaj7
 for myself cause you couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx you talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx you talk
 
        Dmaj7
And I’m sick of saying sorry
Dmaj7
 every time that you couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
 
Bridge:
Dmaj7    Dbm7            Bm7
You ride everything that flirts, babe
       Dbm7                  Dmaj7
All my friends said that you squirt, babe
         Dbm           Bm7
You're a cowgirl in reVerse, babe
       Dbm
Did it hurt baby?
 

D   Dmaj7 Dbm7            Bm7
You ride  everything that flirts, babe
       Dbm7                  Dmaj7
All my friends said that you squirt, babe
         Dbm          Bm7
You're a cowgirl in reVerse, babe
       Dbm
Did it hurt baby?
 
Chorus:
      Dbm7
Cause I’m so xxxxing
Dmaj7
sick of feeling sorry
Dmaj7
for myself cause u couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx you talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx u talk
 

          Dmaj7
Cause I’m sick of saying sorry
Dmaj7
every time that you couldn’t love me
    Gbm
I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
        E
and I’m sick of all the xxxx we talk
 
Outro:
Dmaj7         D
All you talk is xxxx babe
    Dmaj7       Gbm
and all I am is xxxx
    D                E
I’m sick of all your xxxx
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I’m sick of all ur xxxx
 

Dmaj7           D
All you talk is xxxx babe
    Dmaj7       D
and all I am is xxxx
    D                E
I’m sick of all your xxxx
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I’m sick of all ur xxxx