Verse 1:
Bb              Gm
I loved you like a Flat Earther
F                 Eb
So stubborn and so dumb
Bb                        Gm
Months waiting on your holy rapture
F                           Eb
Just to realize you were never gonna come

Pre-chorus:
Gm
Down rabbit holes
F
Are you still in there
Bb
Trying to make a man out of silence
Eb
and thin air

Chorus:
Bb
I remember
Gm
I believed
F
You were something more than mortal
Eb
And you were in love with me

Bb
I surrendered
Gm
You deceived
F
But God there’s nothing like a girl
Eb
And her favorite conspiracy

Verse 2:
Bb                 Gm
I loved you like a flat earther
F
So deluded
Eb
No looking back

Bb                 Gm
I was flying in the face of science
         F
But it sure was something
Eb
Believing like that

Pre-chorus:
Gm
Down rabbit holes
F
My faith unstoppable
Bb
Trying to make a man out of you
Eb
Impossible

Chorus:
Bb
I remember
Gm
I believed
F
You were something more than mortal
Eb
And you were in love with me

Bb
I surrendered
Gm
You deceived
F
But God there’s nothing like a girl
Eb
And her favorite conspiracy

Post-chorus:
Bb
I-I-I
Gm
I-I-I
F
I-I-I
Eb
You were in love with me

Bb
I-I-I
Gm
I-I-I
F
I-I-I
Eb
It’s my favorite conspiracy

Bridge:
Gm
I held out hope
F
I searched the sky for secret codes
Bb
I realized I made them up
Eb
And I fell to the floor

Gm
Now I still believe
F
In miracles and prophecies
Bb                           Eb
I just don’t believe in you anymore

Chorus:
Bb
I remember
Gm
I believed
F
You were something more than mortal
Eb
And you were in love with me

Bb
I surrendered
Gm
You deceived
F
But God there’s nothing like a girl
Eb
And her favorite conspiracy

Outro:
Bb
I-I-I
Gm
I-I-I
F
I-I-I
Eb
You were in love with me

Bb
I-I-I
Gm
I-I-I
F
I-I-I
Eb
It’s my favorite conspiracy
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