Verse 1:
G
I'll play the husband and you’ll
Walk down the aisle
       C
Say “I do” with a smile
Playing house for a while
      G
Taking antidepressants
Poppin Skittles with breakfast
    C
Imaginary problems for the plot
But we’ll solve em, won't we?

Interlude:
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(P-o-p-p-i-n)
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(P-o-p-p-i-n)

Verse 2:
G
And when we're older maybe
We’ll have a couple babies
C
They'll all be plastic with those
Googly eyeballs
           G
But they'll probably take after you
So they’ll be the coolest kids
C
We’ll raise them much better than
Either of our parents did

Interlude:
G        C
Da da da da da da
(P-o-p-p-i-n)
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Da da da da da da
(P-o-p-p-i-n)

Bridge:
Em
Pour another cup of Joe mama
Am
Cracking eggs and jokes in pajamas
Em
Pour another cup of (your mom!)
Am
I joke, I’d like one Americana
Em
Americano? I really don’t know
Am
I just got here, what’s a macchiato?
C
Cappuccino mocha lungo espresso
Em
Cortado drip affogato ristretto
C
Where are the pictures? Speaking in riddles
Em
Gimme a cocoa to go with my Skittles

Verse 3:
G
I change my mind, I think I
Wanna play wife and you can,
C
Uh, become a stay at home dad!
At least until dinner time
G
And we can take turns reading
Each other bedtime stories
C
Well, once we learn to read
                              G
I know how to almost spell my name!

(nc)
Same time tomorrow?

Outro:
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