Verse 1:
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This bar makes me feel like a villain
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Your friends are all nice, and they all make a killin'
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They work all the time, hunker down, save the world 9 to 5
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Just for me to come ruin their weekend
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I'm usually flawless at hiding my feelings
                 F          Gm        Bb
Unless you're my mom or my dog or my ceiling
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The second one's gone as of right before you all arrived
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When my mom called permission to sleep him

Chorus:
         F         Gm     Bb
And I'm missing my dog a thousand miles away
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And when we would talk we'd have whole conversations
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But I would speak for him, and I'd make him say nice things

Verse 2:
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I'm drinking too much for a Friday
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Which is saying a lot for New York in the holidays
                F       Gm
I'm sippin' my venomous brew
         Bb          Gm              F
Push the tab to your group, my dog's dead
          Gm             Bb
Tell your friend she can pay it

Chorus:
         F           Gm    Bb
But I'm letting him down a thousand miles away
            F              Gm            Bb
'Cause I'm drunk, blacking out all your kind conversation
        F           Gm          Bb                       F    Bb
Threw away what you said, but I bet it was littered with nice things
        F          Gm     Bb
And I'm xxxxxxx it up, a thousand miles away
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I pushed you too much, now you're quiet, and I'm ashamed
       F              Gm             Bb                     F    Bb
And I can't speak for you, but if I could, I'd make you say nice things
             F    Bb
Make you say nice things