Verse 1:
     F            Gm          Bb
This bar makes me feel like a villain
                     F              Gm          Bb
Your friends are all nice, and they all make a killin'
                   F           Gm             Bb         Gm
They work all the time, hunker down, save the world 9 to 5
         F           Gm          Bb
Just for me to come ruin their weekend
            F           Gm         Bb
I'm usually flawless at hiding my feelings
                 F          Gm        Bb
Unless you're my mom or my dog or my ceiling
                 F          Gm           Bb         Gm
The second one's gone as of right before you all arrived
         F           Gm           Bb
When my mom called permission to sleep him

Chorus:
         F         Gm     Bb
And I'm missing my dog a thousand miles away
    F             Gm             Bb
And when we would talk we'd have whole conversations
    F             Gm           Bb               F    Bb
But I would speak for him, and I'd make him say nice things

Verse 2:
      F          Gm          Bb
I'm drinking too much for a Friday
                   F          Gm          Bb
Which is saying a lot for New York in the holidays
                F       Gm
I'm sippin' my venomous brew
         Bb          Gm              F
Push the tab to your group, my dog's dead
          Gm             Bb
Tell your friend she can pay it

Chorus:
         F           Gm    Bb
But I'm letting him down a thousand miles away
            F              Gm            Bb
'Cause I'm drunk, blacking out all your kind conversation
        F           Gm          Bb                       F    Bb
Threw away what you said, but I bet it was littered with nice things
        F          Gm     Bb
And I'm xxxxxxx it up, a thousand miles away
    F             Gm                Bb
I pushed you too much, now you're quiet, and I'm ashamed
       F              Gm             Bb                     F    Bb
And I can't speak for you, but if I could, I'd make you say nice things
             F    Bb
Make you say nice things
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