Chorus: Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Verse: Am C I had nothing to say until I started singing I bruised up my brain With my eardrums ringing G F It’s high time, my third eye was dry E Red and dead as my bloodshot mind Am C I got hungry and my chakras cried While my ego died, here we go it’s time G F When I die I’ll be here for longer E What kills me also makes me stronger Am C Ayahuasca’s purge resurging Psilocybin, curl up whirling G F E LSD and DMT and serotonin chemistry Am C Magazines of all my dopamine My kundalini is cueing me G F Here I am, I said take me out G Here I am, now take me out Chorus: Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Verse: Am C While I expand my scope of relevance My mind flies towards my pink elephants G F Elements settle and meddle Towards everything G Telling me anything, don’t and can’t Am C Shaman drama and marijuana, Solomon, Karma That’s my Dharma G F Brahma bottled up into Nirvana G Just a few hundred micrograms Am C Release and cheat to retreat this sequence Defense demons screaming "heathen!" G F Turned to be learned and burned at the stake G Rotting in hell for heaven’s sake Am Losing my mind C ‘cause there’s nothing to find Losing my mind ‘cause there’s nothing to find G Losing my mind F ‘cause there’s nothing to find Losing my mind E ‘cause there’s nothing to find What if the death rattle is a Am Chuckle at the cosmic joke? Instrumental: C G E Am C G E Am C G E Am C G E Am C G E Verse: Am C One big one that I won while I’m under Stunned by a wonder, have some fun, sir G F These men see my freedom as disease E Am I’m at ease and easy to please C When I freeze I reach for the treatment Tripped to the top and trapped my treason G F This is me but I see no reason G Am For these legions in my cerebrum Losing my mind C ‘cause there’s nothing to find No great truth or far beyond G F Using up time on this one design E No way through this human bond Am It seems to me I orchestrate C My own inevitable fate G F It seems to me I orchestrate G My own inevitable fate Chorus: Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything Am C G E Woahhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Am C He made me one with everything G E Yeah, he made me one with everything Am C My best friend was a Zen Master G E He grew up to be a hot dog vendor Am C And he made me one with everything G E He made me one with everything This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
Zen Master chords by Jamface
How to play Zen Master on ukulele
You are playing it in A minor. Nothing scary in the shapes, it sits on the easy ukulele songs list at the novice level.
5 ukulele chords used in "Zen Master" by Jamface: Am, C, E, F and G
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