Intro -x2-: Fmaj7  C  Fmaj7  C

Verse 1:
                 Fmaj7
Hey! It's been a long time
                          C
Since I've seen your name online
            Fmaj7
AIM is in a decline
                       C
Think we need a little rewind


                      Fmaj7
Drop out and learn to bartend
                                                      C
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when -when!-
                        Fmaj7
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:
C                                                              Dm7
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!

Chorus:
                           F
-Hello?- I'm not trying to bug you babe
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today -Really sucked!-
      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars


Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -Uh-uh!-
          Dm7
But I got mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars

Post-Chorus:
Fmaj7            C        Fmaj7   C
      Snickers...  100 Grand...    Almond Joy...
Fmaj7           C        Fmaj7  C
     Kit Kat... Crunch...

Verse 2:
                      Fmaj7
You would've said the same thing on the phone with your dad
       C
He was eating so he didn't pick up
           Fmaj7
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
 C
"Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"


Fmaj7
   Think of joining the army
          C
Sing your a-b-c-d-e-f, baby!
Fmaj7
  Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string:
C                                                                         Dm7
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding -Get out!-, ding, ding, di-ing!

Chorus:
                  F
I'm not trying to bug you babe -Nuh-uh-uh!-
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today -It really sucked!-
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars


Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -No, no!-
              Dm7
But I did get mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars -Hello?-


Dm7                 F
  I'm not trying to bug you babe -Nuh-uh-uh!-
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today -It really sucked!-
      Am7
And I need some money to buy candy bars


Dm7                     F
  No, I'm not trying to bug you babe -Uh-uh!-
               Dm7
But I just got mugged today
      F
And I need some money to buy candy bars -Hello?-

Outro:
-nc-
I'm not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars


-nc-
No, I'm not trying to bug you babe

But I just got mugged today

And I need some money to buy candy bars