Verse 1:
                 Eb
Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 G7                     Ab           Bb7
It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
             Eb
I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
   G7                Ab
Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)
       Bb7
And a dollar for the bus back home
 
Interlude (x4): Eb G7 Ab Bb7
 
Verse 2:
                  Eb
Oh, euthanize my heartbeat (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
      G7                Ab            Bb7
As I set more in the concrete (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
              Eb
The deified love me (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 G7                Ab
Madonna, oh, we're far now (Wah, wah)
           Bb7
And you'll wanna ride the bus alone
 
Bridge:
Eb         G7
How can, Cupid
Ab                  Bb7
How could you be so cru-u-u-u-uel?
Eb        G7
How can, Cupid
Ab                  Bb7
How could you be so?
 
Verse 1:
                 Eb
Oh, circumcise my love for you (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
 G7                     Ab           Bb7
It's far too vapid and aimless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
             Eb
I wanna be painless (Wah, wah, wah, wah)
   G7                Ab
Love soldier, I want closure (Wah, wah)
       Bb7
And a dollar for the bus back home
 
Outro (x4): Eb G7 Ab Bb7