Intro: Dmaj7  Amaj7   Bm7  Amaj7  A7

Verse: -Jemaine-
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 Looking 'round the room, I can tell that you,
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Are the most beautiful girl, in the... room.

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 In the whole wide room.

Verse: -Jemaine-
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 And when you're on the street, depending on the street,
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I bet that you are definitely, in the top three...
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 Good looking girls on the street.

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 Depending on the street.

Verse: -Jemaine-
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 And when I saw you at my mate's place,
I thought; what is she doing...
At my mate's place?
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 How did Dave get, a hottie like that, to a party like this?
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Good work, Dave.

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Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.

Verse: -Jemaine-
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 I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you,
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 He's not sure, I say; Dave, do you mind if I do?
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He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds,
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But I'm gonna do it anyway.

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 I see you standing all a-lone, by the stereo,
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 I dim the lights down very low, here we go.

Chorus: -Jemaine & Bret-
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 You're so beautiful; you could be a waitress.
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 You're so beautiful; you could be an air ho-stess in the sixties.
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You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.

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And then I seal the deal; I do my moves, I do my dance moves.

Interlude: Amaj7  Dm

-Jemaine & Bret-:
 It's 12:02, just me and you,
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 And seven other dudes, around you on the dance floor.

I draw you near; let's get out of here,
 Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab...

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 I can't be-lieve, that I'm sharing a kebab,
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With the most beautiful girl, I have ever seen with a ke-bab.
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 Why don't we leave? We can go to my house,
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And we can feel each other up, on the couch.
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Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow, no-o-o-o, ye-ea-ah.

Chorus: -Jemaine & Bret-
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 'Cos you're so beautiful,

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Like a tree,
Or a high-class prostitute.

-Jemaine & Bret-:
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You're so beautiful; you could be a part -time model.

Bridge: -Jemaine-
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job.

-Jemaine & Bret-:
a part-time model,

Spending part of your time modelling,
And part of your time, next to me...

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 My place is usually tidier than this.