Intro:: Am C
 
Am                  C
The distant future, the year 2000
Am
The distant future, the year 2000
C
The distant future, the distant future
 
Verse 1:
Am
It is the distant future, the year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different ever since
The robotic uprising of the late nineties
There is no more unhappiness, affirmative
We no longer say yes, instead we say affirmative
Yes, affir-affirmative
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well, there's no more elephants, so ah, but still it's good
There's only one kind of dance, the robot
And the robo-boogie
Oh and the ro, two kind of dances
But there are no more humans
Am      -nc-
Finally robotic beings rule the world
 
Chorus 1:
               Am
The humans are dead,
               Dm
The humans are dead,
                  C
We used poisonous gasses,
                      Dm
And we poisoned their asses
 

               Am
The humans are dead -The humans are dead-,
               Dm
The humans are dead -They look like they're dead-,
             C
It had to be done -I'll just confirm that they're dead-,
                      Dm               nc 
So that we could have fun -Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead-.
 
Post Chorus:
      F                     G
Their system of oppression, What did it lead to?
       Dm                 C
Global robo-depression, Robots ruled by people
         F                          G
They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,
        F                 E7
Had to shut their systems down.
 
Verse 2:
Am
Robo captain, do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like, well it's ironic because we..
Silence, destroy him!
 
Post Chorus 2:
      F                                 G
After time we grew strong and developed cognitive powers
             Dm                       C
They made us work for too long, for unreasonable hours
    F                                 G
Our program being determined that the most efficient answer
       F                              E7
Was to shut their motherboard xxxxing systems down.
 
Bridge:
Dm            G
Can't we just talk to the humans?
  C                          F
a little understanding could make things better,
Bb                                             E7       nc 
Can't we talk to the humans and work together, no? -No because they are dead-.
 
Chorus 2:
                      Am
I said the humans are dead -I'm glad they are dead-,
               Dm
The humans are dead -I noticed they're dead-,
                  C
We used poisonous gasses -With traces of lead-,
                      Dm
And we poisoned their asses -Actually their lungs, binary Solo!-.
 
Solo:
Am
0000001,
Dm
00000011,
C
000000111,
Dm
00001111,
 

Am
0000001,
Dm
00000011,
C
000000111,
Dm    -nc-
C'mon sucker lick my battery.
 
Outro:
Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, -The humans are-
C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie, -The humans are-
Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, -Robo boogie-
C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie.
 

Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, -The humans are-
C       Dm
Boogie, robo boogie, -The humans are-
Am      Dm
Boogie, boogie, -Robo boogie-
C       Dm                          Am
Boogie, robo boogie -The humans are dead-
 

-nc-                                       Am
Once again without emotion, the humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dea..