Intro -x2-:
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Verse 1:
               Bb
Shut your face
                 F
High school jerks
         Bb                    F
We're about to show you how this works
         Bb
Are we cool?
         F
Laser beams
         Bb                    F
We're about to awesome all your dreams
 
Pre-Chorus:
                                      Abm
And you'll say, "What are you, some kind of computer?"
       Eb                F
And we'll say, "a cyborg pimp from the future"
                         Abm
And I'm going def for sheezy
      Eb           F
I'm feeling a bit uneasy
 
Chorus:
 Bb        F            Eb     F
Let's get this straight
         Bb          F        Eb     F
Oh yeah, we are the champions
         Bb           F   Eb
We'll be battle dancing unicorns
        Bb              F   Eb
Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns
 Bb        F            Eb   F
It's not too late
          Bb            F         Eb
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
             Bb           F     Eb
While we're battle dancing unicorns
 
With glitter
 
Interlude -x2-: Bb  F

Verse 2:
            Bb
Twelve-o-clock?
        F
Party rock
            Bb                         F
We're hip-hoppin' and we can't quite stop
           Bb
Aggro hair
             F
Grizzly Bear
            Bb                    F
Bet you've never met a thousand-aire
 
Pre-Chorus:
                                Abm
Then you'll say, "Whatever, I think you're moronic"
        Eb                        F
And we'll say, "Not really, we're only bionic"
 
And you're still in high school
      Abm
But have to acknowledge
      Eb                   F
That we are professors at Robot Spy College
 
Chorus:
 Bb         F            Eb  F
Let's get this straight
          Bb          F        Eb
Oh yeah, we are the champions
          Bb           F   Eb
We'll be battle dancing unicorns
 
Oh yes
Bb             F      Eb
Battle dancing unicorns
Bb        F       Eb  F
It's not too late
           Bb            F          Eb
You could gamble on the heavy hitters
            Bb              F  Eb
While we're battle dancing unicorns
 
With glitter
 
Interlude -x4-: Bb  F
 
Bridge:
              Abm
To be what I just can't
                          F
Impale myself upon the horns
                        Abm
I'm fighting just to be relevant
                                Bb
I'll battle dance some unicorns
 
Outro:
    Bb             F      Eb
I'm battle dancing unicorns
    Bb             F      Eb
I'm battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah
    Bb             F      Eb
I'm battle dancing unicorns
    Bb             F      Eb
I'm battle dancing unicorns
       Bb     F      Eb  F
With glitter
       Bb     F      Eb  F
With glitter
       Bb     F      Eb  F
With glitter
         Bb           F    Eb                Bb
We'll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter
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