Intro: C

Verse 1:
C
 Played myself, innit silly of me?
Am                                          Dm
 Got me so worked up, I'm here grinding my teeth

Still saved as hotty number 3
G
 What did you do to me?
C
 My lips are chapped from kissing your ass
Am                                             Dm
  Look at me all tucked in with your big red flags
                                               G
You said I quote, "I'm not really a boyfriend guy"

Surprise surprise

Chorus:
D                        G
I'm here, desperate and down bad
                    Em
You said you might do that
                 A
The heads up was nice

You tried to tell me
         D                        G
No, it's not your fault you're a xxxxxxx
             Em
I've always known that
                          A
Now, there's tears in my eyes

Surprise surprise

Verse 2:
    C
So you mean to tell me

The guy that could barely
Am
Hug his own mother is not the one that you'll marry?
Dm
Oh, what a shock! What a horror!
G
Turns out he's a real weird vibe
C
 And that's when most people say their goodbyes
Am                                        Dm
  But truth be told, God knows I love a DIY.
                                               G
You said I quote, "I'm just not the commitment type"

Surprise surprise

Chorus:
D                        G
I'm here, desperate and down bad
                   Em
You said you might do that
                  A
The heads up was nice

You tried to tell me
          D                        G
No, it's not your fault you're a xxxxxxx
              Em
I've always known that
                          A
Now, there's tears in my eyes

Surprise surprise

Bridge:
        D
Prince Charming left the building, who was I to assume?
   G                                           Em
I try to walk away but I'm a sucker for doom, oh.
A
Oh
      D
And I know you're not a winner and I'm wasted on you
   G                                            Em
Inebriated by the stench of your cheap perfume, oh
A
Oh

Chorus:
D                         G
I'm here, desperate and down bad
                   Em
You said you might do that
                  A
The heads up was nice

You tried to tell me
          D                        G
No, it's not your fault you're a xxxxxxx
             Em
I've always known that
                          A
Now, there's tears in my eyes
                 D
Surprise surprise.
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