Intro: Bb Ebm

Bb        Ebm                      Gm
Fools on parade cavort and carry on
            Dm
For waiting eyes
               Cm                       Dm
Ones you would rather be beside than in front of
          Cm                        Dm
But she's never been the kind to be hollowed by the stares

Interlude -x4-: Gm  Dm  Bb  F

    Gm       Dm     Bb         F
She swam out of tonight's phantasm
Gm         Dm         Bb           F      Gm      Dm
Grabbed my hand and made it very clear
        Bb             F           Gm      Dm Bb F
There's absolutely nothing for us here
       Gm           Dm
It's a magnolia celebration
      Bb                       F
To be attended on a Wednesday night
     Gm                        Dm
It's better that than get a reputation
     Bb                F
As a miserable little tyke
    Gm                  Dm
At least that's the conclusion
     Bb              F    Gm    Dm  Bb
She came to in this overture

Interlude: Gm  Bb  Dm

Dm                     Gm
The secret door swings behind us
             Cm
She's saying nothing
           Bb        Dm
She's just giggling along


    Gm        Dm      Bb       F
Her arms were folded most indignant
     Gm     Dm   Bb       F        Gm      Dm
Not looking like she was soon to leave
  Bb      F                  Gm     Dm Bb F
I had to squint in order to believe
         Gm                               Dm
And then like a butler pushing on a bookshelf
    Bb                  F
And unveiling the unexpected
      
  
  Gm                Dm          Bb                        F            
I who was earlier reluctant was suddenly embarrassed and corrected.
Gm               Dm        Bb                F   Gm   Dm  Bb
How could such a creature survive in such a habitat?

Interlude: Gm  Bb  Dm

Dm                       Gm
The secret door swings behind us
             Cm
She's saying nothing
           Gm 
She's just giggling along

Interlude: Gm  Bb  Dm 

Dm                       Gm
And even if they were to find us
           Cm          Dm             F
I wouldn't notice, I'm completely occupied
         
      
           Bb        Ebm
At all the fools on parade
           Gm                   Dm
Cavort and carry on for waiting eyes
               Cm                       Dm
Ones you would rather be beside than in front of
          Cm                
But she's never been the kind
      F
To be hollowed by the stares
Bb        Ebm                Gm
Fools on parade frolic and xxxx about
          Dm              Cm                     Dm                      
To make a gaze turn to a scribble on a page by a picture
               Cm            
That holds her absence
                   F
But you're daft to think she'd care
Bb          Ebm  Gm  Dm
Fools on parade
Cm         Dm    Cm   F
Fools on parade
Bb          Ebm       
Fools on parade
           Gm        Dm  Cm Dm Cm F
Conduct a sing-along