Intro:
   Eb C
   Eb C
   Eb C
   Eb Bb
   Fm Bb
   Fm Bb
   Fm Bb
   Abm Eb

Verse:
       Fm                        Bb7
In the salsify mains of what was thought but unsaid
        Ebmaj7                        Abmaj7
All the calcified arhythmitists were doing the math
    Fm                         Bb7
And it would take a calculated blow to the head
   Ebmaj7                              C7
To light the eyes of all the harmless sociopaths

Verse:
   Fm                              Bb
Oh arm and arm we are the harmless sociopaths
   Eb                                 Ab
Oh arm and arm with all the harmless sociopaths
Fm                       Bb
Calcium mines are buried deep in your chest
       Eb                        C
Oh the calcium mines you buried deep in your chest

Chorus:
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh
                Fm    Bb
We're deep in a mine
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh
          Fm       Bb
a calcium mine, oh no

Bridge:
          Eb                     C
Let's get out of here, past the atmosphere
            Eb                               C
Squint your eyes and no one dies or goes to jail
         Eb                     C
Past the silver Bridge, oh the silver Bridge
        Eb                          Bb
Wearing nothing but a onesie and a veil

Chorus:
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh -bum bum bum bum bum-
                Fm      Bb
We're deep in a mine, o-oh -bum bum bum bum bum-
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh -bum bum bum bum bum-
          Fm       Bb
a calcium mine, oh no -bum bum bum bum bum-

Verse:
Fm                              Bb
Arm and arm we are the harmless sociopaths
Eb                                 Ab
Arm and arm with all the harmless sociopaths
       Fm                   Bb
In the calcium mines buried deep in your chest
       Eb                    C
Oh the calcium mines buried deep in your chest

Chorus:
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh
                Fm       Bb
We're deep in a mine, oh no
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh
          Fm       Bb
a calcium mine, oh no

Interlude:
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh -bum bum bum bum bum-
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh -bum bum bum bum bum-
Fm    Bb
   Oo-ooh -bum bum bum bum bum-
Abm    Eb

Bridge:
             Eb                     C
So let's get out of here, past the atmosphere
            Eb                               C
Squint your eyes and no one dies or goes to jail
         Eb                     C
Past the silver Bridge, oh the silver Bridge
        Eb                          C
Wearing nothing but a onesie and a veil

Outro:
   Eb  C
Oh no
   Eb  C
Oh no
   Eb  C
Oh no
   Eb  C
Oh no
   Eb  C