Intro: Eb Ab Cm Ab Eb Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it Ab Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Cm Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it Ab Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it Eb Ab And tell us all about it Cm Ab And tell us all about it Interlude: Ab Bb E B How about some credit now E Where credit is due B Gb For the damage that was done E B We have wrought upon ourselves and others Db Gb With this blow, and vicious gun E Gb And although pratfalls can be fun, Bb7 Encores can be fatal Bb7 And then I hear you say, Eb Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. Ab Not shy Cm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. Ab Thank God. Eb Thank God it's fatal. Thank God it's fatal. Ab Not shy Cm Not shy and fatal, not shy and fatal. Ab Interlude: Ab Bb E B Wait just a second now E It's not all that bad B Gb Are we not having fun? E B You make your mountains of handkerchiefs Db Gb Where the mascara always runs E Gb So be careful when you're done Bb7 You're bound to get post natal Bb7 Wait, did I just hear you say... Eb Thank God it's fatal Ab No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw Cm Ab No, we don't want to hear the sound of a draw Eb Ab And we don't want to hear the signs that your bored Cm Ab You know the kind of sign you hang on a door Saying, 'We'll be back. We're a crack.' Interlude: Eb Ab Cm Ab Ab Bb Eb Born host to a tongue, so sing a song about it Ab Held a breath for too long, till we're half sick about it Cm Tell us what we did wrong, then you can blame us for it Ab Turn the clamp on our thumbs, so we're down about it
