Intro 1:
   C C Am7 Fadd9 C C Am7 Fadd9 (x3)
   Cm D7sus4
 
Intro 2: C
 
Verse 1:
  C   C  
M'lady
            Am7   Fadd9
Can you hear   me?
C                     C          Am7 Fadd9
Please don't block my number again
           C                            C  
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
   Am7                      Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
      C            C  
But I want to prove    to you
Am7 Fadd9         C                    C  
         That I'm not obsessed with xxx

Interlude: Am7 Fadd9 C C Am7 Fadd9
 
Verse 2:
C       C  
Left on seen
Am7        Fadd9         C        C     Am7 Fadd9
   Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C         C               Am7 Fadd9
This time not to xxxxxxxxxx
      C           C  
But instead, to appreciate
Am7 Fadd9 C         C            Am7            Fadd9
          Something no  man could do as well as I     can
C              C                   Am7 Fadd9
Something that shouldn't be for free
        C       C   Am7     Fadd9
Because I'm the only guy for you  
C                       C        Am7 Fadd9
And you're the only girl    for me
   Fsus2
So why  won't you
Gm  
    Show me your tits?
 
Bridge:
C C Am7 Fadd9        C             C  
              That restraining order
 
Verse 3:
         Am7   Fadd9
Was a bit   far
C             C       Am7              Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your     car
     C           C  
It's not a felony
     Am7             Fadd9
It's not even a crime
       C              C  
I just wanted to make sure
            Am7        Fadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys
C            C  
 Who am I kidding?
  Am7             Fadd9
a girl as pure as you  
      C        C            Am7  Fadd9
Would never go for a man like   me
        C       C     Am7          Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made     of
C             C  
 Even the part    that's gritty
Am7   Fsus2
   So why  won't you
C7sus2   
        Show me your tits?
Consensually
 
Verse 4:
C C                   Am7            Fadd9
      (I'm a gentleman what can I say?
C         C              Am7    Fadd9
 I'm also really mentally stable)
    C                C  
I'm gonna kill myself
   Am7          Fadd9
If you don't go out  with me
  C            C  
I mean, it's a stretch
    Am7           Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
  C            C  
I mean, come on
  Am7                     Fadd9
I wrote you a xxxxxxx song
  C                       C                 Am7       Fadd9
I wouldn't have done this if  you weren't an attractive     woman
C            C                             Am7
 (Not… not that you're just a woman to me.
                 Fadd9               C                        C  
I mean I'm a really   sensitive guy. I can... I can see below the skin)
Am7 Fadd9   Fsus2
         So why  won't you
C7sus2   
        Show me your tits?
 
Interlude: C C Am7 Fadd9 C C  

Outro:
Am7 Fadd9     C                  C  
         This isn't where it ends
Am7 Fadd9   C                    C  
         We all make our mistakes
             Am7                 Fadd9
And the world   will keep on turning
       C          C  
But it turns a lot    slower
     Am7         Cm   
When you're not around
D7sus4                                      C
      I'll settle for a picture of your feet