Verse 1: G C D Hey honey, have you gained some weight in your rear-end G C D The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend Em D C G And where'd you get those shoes, I think they're pretty lame Em D C G Would you stop talking 'cause I'm trying to watch the game Chorus: Em G If you're a man who wants to live Em G a long and happy life Em D G These are the things you don't say to your wife Verse 2: G C D I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday G C D I didn't ask you but I knew it'd be ok Em D C G Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show Em D C G I taped it over our old wedding video Chorus: Em G If you're a man who done that Em G a long and happy life Em D G 'Cause those are things you don't say to your wife Verse 3: G C D Your cooking is ok but not like Mother makes G C D The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Em D C G Your eyes look puffy, dear, are you feeling ill Em D C G Happy anniversary, I bought you a treadmill Chorus: Em G If you're a man who wants to live Em G a long and happy (done that too) Em D G These are the things you don't say to your wife Em G Em G If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife Em D G These are the things you don't say to your wife
Things You Dont Say To Your Wife chords by Tim Hawkins
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