Drunk

Intro:
   Fm Bbm C Fm
   Eb Db Bbm C

Verse 1:
     Fm               Bbm
Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
   C                    Fm
Responsible night for a polite fellow
      Eb           Db
Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades
      Bbm                 C
Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps
     Fm               Bbm
Just two drinks! As a social courtesy
C                         Fm
We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
       Eb                  Db
And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together
Bbm                            C
But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever
      Fm                   Bbm
Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times
C                                 Fm
Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
     Eb                    Db
The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines
Bbm                                C
Never used to work but I could 'em give another try
      Fm                  Bbm
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off
     C                    Fm
I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
     Eb                     Db
Pick up another round as my friends depart and
     Bbm                         C
They may not stick around but I just got started

Chorus:
Ab                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        Eb
I feel indisputable, oh
Ab                       Fm
I think that I might be beautiful

Verse 2:
     Fm                    Bbm
Just five drinks! xxxxxx' treat myself
         C                     Fm
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
Eb                     Db
Spend like God, put on airs to sell it
      Bbm                        C
Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
     Fm                       Bbm
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war
          C                             Fm
I’m gonna start a xxxxxx' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
Eb                    Db
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
        Bbm          C
And I'm feeling like committing a crime
     Fm                  Bbm
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count?
          C                        Fm
I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount
    Eb                          Db
I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling

Sorry, was I saying something?
Fm                       Bbm
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital
      C                           Fm
Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
 Eb                                 Db
Another night, losing it, more than I can afford
    Bbm                      C
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?

Chorus:
Ab                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        Eb
I feel indisputable, oh
Ab                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
                   C                   Eb
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
Ab                       Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
                C         Eb
I feel like myself again, oh
Ab                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful

Bridge:
Fm                              Bbm
Bottle of Scotch, served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca
  C                          Fm
Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle of Sherry
  Eb                            Db
a cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, chaser, Champagne float
  Bbm                    C
a Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat
Fm                         Bbm
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
C                     Fm
Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
Eb                    Db
Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned
       Bbm                            C
Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
Fm                            Bbm
Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one
   C                         Fm
Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker
            Eb                            Db
I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
             Bbm                      C
Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
Fm                          Dbm
Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars
  C                                       Fm
a billion, trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
Eb                             Db
Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
          Bbm                            C
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again

Interlude:
   Fm Bbm C Fm
   Eb Db Bbm C

Chorus:
Ab                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        Eb
I feel indisputable, oh
Ab                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
                   C                   Eb
Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing
Ab                       Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
                C         Eb
I feel like myself again, oh
Ab                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful

Outro:
             G                     G7
My vision is blurry as long as I'm thirsty
           G        Ab       Ab   Fm
Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me