Intro:
   Bm D G D
   G D A

Verse 1:
Bm                 D                G             D
Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department
           G                 D              A
She said, "I should take you with me when I leave"
Bm                D              G           D
We were searchin' New York for a fancy, new apartment
           G               D             A
She said, "Central Park in Sea World for trees"

Chorus:
    G             D               A
You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm         A        G            D              A
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A            Em Gbm G
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

Instrumental:
   Bm D G D
   G D A

Verse 2:
Bm                D                   G            D
I like socks with sandals, she's morе into scented candles
    G                   D               A
Oh, I'll nеver get that smell out of my bag
Bm            D
It was poorly handled
    G               D
The day we both got canceled
        G                D                   A
Because I'm a racist and you're some kind of slag

Chorus:
    G             D               A
You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm         A        G            D              A
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A            Em Gbm G
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together    (Oh, together)

Instrumental:
   Bm D G D
   G D A

Bridge:
Bm             D                   G              D
"I'm better at writin'" was just a way to get you bitin'
        G                 D          A
Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd
Bm                D
I thought we were fightin'
       G              D
But it seems I was gaslightin' you
  G                D              A
I didn't know that it had its own word

Chorus:
          G              D              A
You still ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm         A        G            D                   A
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A            Em Gbm G
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

Outro: G D
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