Intro: G

Verse:
                G7                C           Cm
Join us in the Loser’s Club where everybody’s welcome
                 G7              C                 Cm
Place your application here, rejection letters are seldom
         G         G7    C     Cm        G      G7           C      Cm
In this town where everyone is so small-minded you’ll want to drown
          Cmaj7            Cm                 G
But it’s better when you have your friends around

Interlude: G

                 G7                 C              Cm      G
If you’ve got a problem, well, then we are here to listen
                  G7                    C                    Cm
Our faces seem to be the best place for bullies to put their fists in
           (nc)
So we understand
         G         G7    C     Cm        G      G7           C      Cm
In this town where everyone is so small-minded you’ll want to drown
          Cmaj7           Cm                 G
But it’s better when you have your friends around

Interlude: G

  G
(Bom, bom)
G7           C        Cm         G
Everybody’s got that something
    G7               C        Cm      G
a quirk that you’re made fun of for
     G7         B7         Em
But some of us just can’t help it
            (nc)
Let’s do a roll call! (yay!)


               Em
We’ve got the token fat kid
     Gaug
The token Black kid
    B7                 C
The on-the-verge-of-an-asthma-attack kid
     Em
The Jewish kid
     Gaug
The token girl
     B7              C
The funniest kid in the whole world
        (nc)
(S-Shut up, Richie!)


          B7                  C
And we’re always looking for more
    C             Cm D      G
So welcome to the Loser’s Club