D            E
On my phone, I've got a list
Gbm               A
Of food i ate and people I kissed
D               E
Because of this I'm losing weight
A                   Gbm
And batting my eyes like siren bait
D                        E
Just like a hate-watched series
  Gbm
I catalog life dearly
D                 E               A
Dreary how-tos on half-assed self abuse


D             E
Probably when i'm 22
Gbm                A
Then I'll be doing something new
D              E
Because I lose attention fast
A                     Gbm
And I get bored right off the bat
D                 E
But I hate class, and I hate work
Gbm                 A
And doing nothing's even worse
    D                 E              A
But I still curse and complain every day


D                   E
If i thrive best in hate machines
Gbm                 A
And shallow tabloid magazines
D                     E
And groups for memes, where everyone fights
A                          Gbm
And tries to make straight white boys cry
D                     E
Then will i die still swallowing
Gbm                    A
All sides of conflict, possibly
D                 E     A
I'm 3 percent non-hikikomori


D                 E
97 speaks and now I'm there
Gbm             A
Fuzzy socks and shampooed hair
D               E
Cyst acne bare, I'm eating healthy
A            Gbm
Watching Ina cook for Jeffery
D                E                      Gbm
I'm kinda xxxxxx if this is the real me
D                   E                   A
At least I know who I kissed and what I eat


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