Verse 1:
D                              A
  He's clingy, he's loving, he always initiates
D                        A
Calling and touching, it feels like just yesterday
   G                  D     A     Dmaj7
He wanted all four of my personalities
    G       Asus4     A
Now I don't recognize this

Pre-chorus:
D
Stranger (Stranger)

Danger (Danger)
A
There in my bed at night
D
Wide-eyed (Dreamin')

Pondering (Schemin')
     A            D
What life without me'd be like
G                     Asus4
Can I return him, give back the version I like?
Bb         C
This one's xxxxxxxx, baby

Chorus:
F             Am           Bb                     Bbm
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
   Am                Dm                 Bb
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
   F                      A
He used to be literally obsessed with me
                 Bb                             Bbm
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
    Am            Dm           Eb
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
                       D     Dmaj7
Something I don't understand

Verse 2:
D                             A
  He's busy, he's working, he doesn't have time for me
   D                  A            Dmaj7
My xxxxxx pajamas not tempting him in the least
G                       A                   G            A
What in the xxxxxx-up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?
D                                 A
Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big journey to find
D
  a little sense of life and his sense of purpose, but why?

Pre-chorus:
    Gmaj7
I'm right here (Right here)

I'm waving (Hello)
    Asus4
The joke can be over now
Bb        C
You're so silly, baby

Chorus:
F             Am           Bb                     Bbm
My man on his willpower is something I don't understand
   Am                Dm                 Bb                      C
He fell in love with self-restraint and now it's getting out of hand
   F                      A7
He used to be literally obsessed with me
                 Bb                             Bbm
I'm suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
    Am            Dm           Eb
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don't under—
                       F    Am Bb Bbm
Something I don't understand

Outro:
Am  Dm Bb
No, oh
F             A
  My man's in touch with his emotions
Bb             Bbm
  My man won't touch me with a twenty-foot pole
Am            Dm
  My man's forgotten his devotion
Eb                                F Am Bb Bbm Am Dm Bb
  Where he's gone? God only knows
                                 F
(Where he's gone? God only knows)