Intro: Fmaj7   Cmaj7   E7   Am7  D7 x2

Verse 1:
Fmaj7                       Cmaj7
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?
E7                              Am7          D7
  I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  No way to know just who you're thinking of
E7                              Am7
  I just wish you didn't have a mind

Pre-chorus:
   D7           Fmaj7
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
       Cmaj7
Like a wandering drift
     E7
To a neighboring xxxxx
     Am7                  D7           Fmaj7
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
        Cmaj7
How did it come to this?
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

Chorus:
              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  Gbm7
Love you just the same
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      Dbm7
And all your days are sunny
                Gbm7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A
And a forever of never getting laid

Verse 2:
Fmaj7                            Cmaj7
  I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
E7                             Am7          D7
  Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
Fmaj7                             Cmaj7
  Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
E7                             Am7               D7
  And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

Pre-chorus:
         Fmaj7
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
      Cmaj7
I was so confident (Confident)
         E7
'Til the thought of it hit
     Am7                   D7      Fmaj7
That any given night, you could be using your lips
     Cmaj7
On a girl with big tits
       E7
Boy, I know where you live

Chorus:
              A
Baby, I'm not angry
                  Gbm7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
                Bm7                 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
                      Dbm7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
                Gbm7
From your windowpane
           Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
                               A            Gbm7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
   Bm7
Mm-mm
  Gbm7       E7            Dbm7    Gbm7 Bm7 E7
a forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)

Outro:
A         Fmaj7
  At the end of the rainbow
 G7
I hope you find
  Am7         Am7     Am7 
a good whole lot of nothing
              Gbdim
'Cause you're still inside
    Dm7       Ddim  Gsus4         C
And abstinence is just a state of mind
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