Verse 1:
Gm                                                 Eb
Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a Tuesday
                                                   Dm
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up
 Gm                                         C7
Got a soft spot for a bev' and a boy that's fruity

I can't lie, whole week's been tough

Pre-chorus:
   F
No party invitations, not goin' to the club

Chorus:
Bb
I'm just drinking to call someone
 Bb7
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Eb                         Cm
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
       Eb                                    F
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
    Bb
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
  Bb7
a girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
 Eb                         Cm
Sipping on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
     Fsus4                                 Gm
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain

Verse 2:
                                     Cm7
Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super important (How many shots in an ounce?)
  Ebmaj7                                            Dm7
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now (Answer me, baby, um,
 are you in town?)
  Gm
I miss you and I think about you every minute
  C7
If you're still disinterested in me, well, xxxx

Pre-chorus:
     Fsus4
Just tryin' different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up

Chorus:
Bb
I'm just drinking to call someone
 Bb7
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Eb                         Cm
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
       Eb                                    F
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
    Bb
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
  Bb7
a girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
 Eb                         Cm
Sipping on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
     Fsus4                                 Bb        Bb7 Eb Cm7 Fsus4
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain (Ooh)

Bridge:
Bb
  Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bb7
  Ba-da-da, da-da-da
                        Eb
How's yous been? What's up?
                                  Cm7
(Ah, woo, hahaha) Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Eb                            Fsus4
  Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?
Bb
  Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Bb7
  Ba-da-da, da-da-da

Shoulda we hooks up?
Eb                Cm7
  Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da
                           Fsus4
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love?

Chorus:
Bb
I'm just drinking to call someone
 Bb7                         (nc)
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk
Eb                         Cm
Could be John or Larry, gosh, who's to say?
       Eb                                    F
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feelin' that way
    Bb
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone
  Bb7
a girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped
 Eb                         Cm
Sipping on my go go juice, I can't be blamed
     Fsus4                                 Bb
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain