Cady:
Bb                  Eb      Bb
When I was five, I fell in love
    Eb     Bb
It didn’t last
   Bb
He ran from me
Eb
Literally
Bb
Ran from me
F
And being Kenyan

He ran fast
C                   G
When I was ten, in love
C
Again
 C       G        C
This peace corps guy
C
I waited hours
F            C
Inside his tent with flowers
G
Which made him laugh

Which made me cry
   C
By thirteen I gave up trying
  F                           C
I decided I would be a mathematician
       F
‘Cause math is real
C                    F
I memorized a lot of pi
        C             Am               F
Because additions and subtractions and division
       F             G
Would never make me feel
    C
So stupid with love
G              C
Like I didn’t get it
Am        G      F
I didn’t get it, somehow
Am         G         F          C
Smart with math but stupid with love
F
I didn’t get it
G
I didn’t get it...
C
Till now

Aaron:
(nc)
Do you have an eraser?

Cady:
(nc)
I would love to
C                 G           C      F
So thank you, math, for being there
   G        C
To bring me joy
C                  F
And thank you, math
                      G
‘Cause now brought me this cute boy!

Aaron:
(nc)
Is it two?

Cady:
(nc)
YES!
          C
He’s like someone from T.V
               F                               C
He’s like that guy who give out roses to those women
    F
His clothes
     G
His grooming
C                       F                               Am
And he’s foot away from me; with swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
      F               G
He is live and in the room!
        C
And I’m stupid with love
G
I wanna get it
Am         G       F   C
I wanna to get it, but how?
Am         G         F            C
Smart with math, but stupid with love
Am
I wanna get it
F                     C
I didn't get it till now

Cady AND Aaron:
(nc)
Two over zero is undefined

Aaron:
(nc)
Jinx

Cady:
(nc)
Ha!
C             G       C
I’m astounded and non-plussed
C                F    C
I am filled with calculust
Am                 G
Does this guy work out?

He must
    F      G      C
All sweaty at the gym
C                G       C
Could that image be more hot?
C              F       C
Let me just enjoy that thought...
Am                   G         F
School was rough but now? It’s not
                   G
‘Cause now there’s him
            Db
It’s all so simple
Db
Stupid with love
Ab        Db
But I can get it
Bbm        Ab         Gb
Watch this girl self-educate
Db                 Ab
I learned math, so I can learn love
Bbm
You wanna bet it?
Gb
That I can get it?
         Db
Just wait
     Gb
Just wait
     Db  Gb Ab Db
Just wait!