Verse 1: Bbm Ab Do you want an easy miracle? Gb F Do you wanna lose a pound or two? Bbm Ab Then you can turn this off right now Gb F My workout's not for you. Db Ab I'm talkin' to the woman who wants it all Gb F Gotta pay for what you get Ebm Ebm 'Cause size 2 clothes don't come to those F F Too lazy to sweat! Chorus 1: Bbm Bbm I want you whipped into shape Ebm F7 When I say jump, say "How high?" Bbm Bbm You'll know you're doing it right Gb F When you start to cry Ebm Ebm If you don't look like you should, Bbm Ab Gb Fm You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good! Eb Ebm F I'm sorry, ladies, no escape -nc- Bbm Ab Gb Til you're whipped into shape! Interlude: F Bbm Ab Gb Whipped into shape! F F Whipped into shape! Verse 2: Bbm Ab But it's more than just a workout Gb F It's a defensive weapon too Bbm Ab Simply wrap it round your assailant's neck Gb F Then pull til he turns blue! Db Ab You can also use the patented handle grip Gb F To shatter your attacker's spine Ebm Ebm And all for three small payments of nine- F F teen ninety nine! Chorus 2: Bbm Bbm You'll have him whipped into shape Ebm F7 When you get grief from a guy Bbm Bbm Just work him over with this Gb F Til he starts to cry Ebm Ebm If he don't act like he should Bbm Ab Gb Fm You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good! Eb Ebm F It gets you out of any scrape -nc- Bbm Ab Gb And gets you whipped into shape! Interlude: Bbm Ab Gb F Bm G E E Bm B E E Fm Gb B Cm7 G I want you Chorus 3: Cm Cm whipped into shape Ab G When I say jump, say "How high?" Cm Cm You know you're doing it right Ab G When you start to cry Fm If you don't look like you should Cm Bb Ab Gm You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good F Fm G Like prison, ladies, no escape -nc- Am Dm E7 Til you're whipped into shape! Whipped into -Whip it! Whip it!- Am Dm E7 shape!-Whip it! Whip it!- F Whip it! Whip it! Whip it! G Am Get whipped into shape!!