A              D
   Oh, you're alive
                  Bb
I suppose that's good news for you
       A                 D
But it means a lot more paperwork for me
           Dm            Bb
So don't expect me to be happy to see you
   A                       D
Of course, being alive is temporary

Interlude:
   Dm   Bb  (x3)
   D A

Dm                 Bb
Great! You haven't been debriefed
        A             Dm
This is way out of my pay grade
                  Dm
Which is saying a lot
               Bb
'Cause I don't get paid
A7
Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake
A
So he better clip-clop over here!
(nc)
It's Percy Jackson
(nc)
Whatever!
       F              Bb
Just another terrible day
   C
At Camp Half-Blood
      Eb
Where everything's the worst
      F               Bb
Just another terrible day
     C
When you're in charge
     C            Dm
It's like you're cursed

Interlude:
   Dm   Bb  (x4)
   D    Bb  (x3)
   Dm   Bb  (x2)
   Bb7  Bb  (x3)
   Dm   Bb  A7

Dm
Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you
       A                                Dm                         D
But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph
                       Bb
That doesn't wanna to wish you well
                A
To tell you the truth
                      D    D            D
The best thing is to break up with the guy
         Dm               Bb                       Dm                   Bb
'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol
       Dm
But he loves me-
             Bb   Dm
He loves you not! Next!
 F               Bb
Another terrible day
   C
At Camp Half-Blood
      Eb
Where everything's the worst
      F               Bb
Just another terrible day
        C
I'm the god of wine
        C        Dm
And I'm dying of thirst

Interlude:
   Dm  Bb (Repeat) A7

Dm
Oh, gods
        Bb
Give me Ares or Apollo
A7               Dm
Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin
Dm
Now that you blessed us
   Bb
Go talk to Hephaestus
  A                         Dm
Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing

Interlude:
   A  Bb  C  Eb
   Dm   Bb  (Repeat)  A

Dm
Oh kid,
         Bb
You have no idea
           A                    Dm
G#out this place or your former mentor
             Dm
I don't have time
            Bb
To fill you in on the details
    A
But look, he's also a centaur
(nc)                     A
I did mean to tell you...
 F               Bb
Another terrible day
   C
At Camp Half-blood
      Eb
Where everything's the worst
 F               Bb
Another terrible day
        C
You can hate it here
      C7
But I hated it first
      F               Bb
Just another terrible day
C
Stuck with these runts
       Eb
In the muck and mud
 F               Bb  C  Dm
Another terrible day
   G
Oh gods!
(nc)
I need a drink...
  C                C              F
Enjoy your stay at Camp Half-blood