Intro: Eb

Verse 1:
  Eb
I caught you cheating
            G
You had the nerve to say you're sleeping
              Ab
Just not with her, but tell your friends
              Cm       Gm
That I'll be "lost without you"

Pre-chorus 1:
Eb                                G
  And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it
            Ab                                       Cm    G
So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you

Chorus:
Eb
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
G
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Ab
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Cm                     (nc)
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Eb
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
G
Three, you still got mommy issues
Ab
Two years of your xxxxxxxx I can't undo
Cm                                    (nc)          Eb
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

Verse 2:
     Eb                                       G
Your friends must suck, if they think you're cool
                                 Ab
a sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
                              Cm      Gm
Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money

Pre-chorus 2:
Eb                                     G
 And I don't know how I felt for your xxxx
                                      Ab
You gross me out and now I've got the ICK
                                     Cm     (nc)
And I've got a list of why you don't get to xxxx me

Chorus:
Eb
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
G
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Ab
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Cm
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Eb
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
G
Three, you still got mommy issues
Ab
Two years of your xxxxxxxx I can't undo
Cm
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

Bridge:
Eb                      G
   You made me love you
                    Ab
You made me love you
    Cm
Oh, ah

How'd you made me love you?

Pre-chorus 1:
Eb                                G
  And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it
            F                      (nc)
So I made a list yeah, 10 things I hate about you, yeah

Chorus:
Eb
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
G
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Ab
Seven, talk a big game till' you're naked
Cm
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Eb
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
G
Three, you still got mommy issues
Ab
Two years of your xxxxxxxx I can't undo
(nc)
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you