Intro: Gbm A E Gbm (x4) Chorus: Gbm A E Gbm the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog A E Gbm and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off A E Gbm you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye A E Gbm i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire Verse: Gbm A E Gbm he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun A E Gbm i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome A E Gbm he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend A E Gbm i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head A E Gbm then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull A E Gbm i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall A E Gbm i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits A E Gbm when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with xxxx Chorus: Gbm A E Gbm and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine A E Gbm and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines A E Gbm i ate every single one without noticing the mold A E Gbm you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll Verse: Gbm A E Gbm even though i'd never ever been in a band A E Gbm i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand A E Gbm and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared A E Gbm of burning in hell well i was already there Chorus: Gbm A E Gbm and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain A E Gbm and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train A E Gbm and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills A E Gbm we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill Bridge: Gbm A E Gbm then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar A E Gbm and some old man made me watch him xxxxxxxxxx locked in his car A E Gbm when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor A E Gbm you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 Chorus: Gbm A E Gbm and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam A E Gbm and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d A E Gbm and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out A E Gbm i tried to scream xxxx you but blood was pouring out my mouth Verse: Gbm A E Gbm evan dando never planned on telling you the truth A E Gbm and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth A E Gbm you can be a teenager for your whole xxxxxxx life A E Gbm just find some pretty sucker and make that xxxxx your wife A E Gbm i guess by now you all know my friend danny broke his neck A E Gbm he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck A E Gbm first i cried for him and then i cried for me A E Gbm haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be A E Gbm but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands A E Gbm and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand A E Gbm and the silver pink pony kisses me and says A E Gbm you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy Outro: Gbm A E Gbm (x4) Gbm E Gbm E Gbm E Gbm This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
3 ukulele chords used in "The Beer" by Kimya Dawson: A, E and Gbm
