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I ran into Matlock at hadlock padlock
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I said have you seen my love?
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He said he was over on Elkins road
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Face down in a puddle of blood
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Then I ran into Blair Warner
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At the chevron at four corners
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I said did you see him die?
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She said that was just a rumor
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Super duper small town trumor
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He was shipped off
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To treatment last night


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What goes around don't come around not in this town
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Seven walls go up for every one wall that comes down
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And the old ladies pray they'll be young again someday
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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid


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She was standing on the dock trying to hit the moon with rocks
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Along came a man with his xxxx in his hand
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He said what do you think? she said I think you stink
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Then she spit in his eye, said bye-bye, and
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pushed him in the drink


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Then she went to the pay shower and pumped quarters for an hour
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Even though she made it she still felt violated
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Wrapped the soap on a rope around her throat
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Said dear God, I really hope you'll let me into heaven
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'cause I'm only eleven and I've got nowhere to go


     D                      C
What goes around don't come around not in this town
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A subway sandwich shop goes up and the roller rink closed down
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And the kids all pray that they'll either get away
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Or get a job like Chad in dad's meth lab and become rich one day


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Little David was learning to skate,he practiced every single day
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Kept falling and falling and falling but he finally learned to ollie
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He wondered who he'd tell, he thought he would tell Mel,
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But Mel and all his other friends were in the county jail


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Which is where I sent the letter that said things are gonna get better
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He said you've got it all wrong, why'd you write this stupid song?
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I said 'cause you're in my head even if you want me dead
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Just because I said exactly what I meant doesn't mean I meant what I said


     D                       C
What goes around don't come around not in this town
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You don't need karmic retribution if you've got good ammunition
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And mama always prayed that someday she'd get laid
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By some dumb xxxx with a pickup truck and really good cocaine


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Please do me a favor when you go to penny saver
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Get a half-rack of lucky for the girls,
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Two roast beef mighty bites, a pack of old gold lights,
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And meet us at the end of the world


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I'll be standing on the cliff with the sunset in my eyes
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I'll be too insignificant to feel the need to lie
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I wonder if this climbing that you city people do
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Ever leads you to a place with such a pretty view


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What if what goes around is just a naked crying clown
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And the clouds split down the middle and a mighty hand comes down
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And we think that we are saved but the hand is made of clay
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And my tears make messy make up streaks all over my face


     D                       C
What goes around don't come around not in this town
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Seven walls go up for every one wall that comes down
        G                          C
And the old ladies pray they'll be young again someday
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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid
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Nobody gets laid
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Nobody gets saved
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Do your job you dirty slob or nobody gets paid


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