Intro: Abm E B Gb Eb7

Verse 1:
            Abm       E
It's been a real long three-hundred and thirty-five days
        B          Gb                Eb7
And the last time, it wasn't good anyway
       Abm     E
I'm so lonely, lonely with a capital "H"
                   B               Gb                       Eb7
If you know what I mean, I've been sitting on the washing machine

Chorus:
Abm
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
E
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
B
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
      Gb                     Eb7
For a late night call, for a real good time
Abm
Ain't no new notches on my belt
        E
And I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself
B                              Gb
911, it's officially a cry for help
Eb7                        Abm
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep

Interlude: E B Gb Eb7

Verse 2:
Abm                   E
So, tell me, what's a self-respectin' girl to do?
          B          Gb                      Eb7
I got the bacon, and no one to bring it home to
       Abm              E
It's a drought out here, waitin' on a storm
             B              Gb                   Eb7
I think it's time for me to take the bull by the horns

Chorus:
Abm
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
E
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
B
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
      Gb                     Eb7
For a late night call, for a real good time
Abm
Ain't no new notches on my belt
        E
And I'm tired of keepin' my hands to myself
B                              Gb
911, it's officially a cry for help
Eb7                        Abm
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep

Interlude: E B Gb Eb7

Chorus:
Abm
Ain't nobody's tool up in my shed
E
Ain't nobody's boots under my bed
B
Ain't nobody's truck up in my drive
      Gb                     Eb7
For a late night call, for a real good time
      Abm
Ain't nobody to roll with in the hay
      E
And nobody but the chickens are gettin' laid
B                              Gb
911, it's officially a cry for help
Eb7                        Abm
Y'all, I'm going through a dry spell, yep

Outro: E B Gb Eb7 Abm
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