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If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore Dm
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If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a whore-able person Bb
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If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude Gm
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But they'll call you a drunk C
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As soon as you down the first one F
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If you can't lose the weight Then you're just fat Dm
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But if you lose too much Then you're on crack Bb
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You're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't Gm
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So you might as well just do C
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Whatever you want So F
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Make lots of noise Dm
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And kiss lots of boys F
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Or kiss lots of girls Bb
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C
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If that's something you're into F
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When the straight and narrow Dm
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Gets a little too straight Bb
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Roll up a joint, or don't F
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Just follow your arrow C
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Wherever it points, yeah Dm
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Follow your arrow C
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Wherever it points Yeah F
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If you don't go to church You'll go to hell Dm
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If you're the first one On the front row You're self-righteous Son of a- Bb
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Can't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Gm
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Just 'cause you can't beat 'em C
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Don't mean you should join 'em F
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Make lots of noise Dm
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And kiss lots of boys F
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Or kiss lots of girls Bb
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C
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If that's something you're into F
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When the straight and narrow Dm
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Gets a little too straight Bb
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Roll up a joint, or don't F
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Just follow your arrow C
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F
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Wherever it points, yeah Dm
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Follow your arrow C
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Wherever it points F
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Say what you feel Love who love Dm
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'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun Bb
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Yeah, you only F
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Only live once F
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Make lots of noise Dm
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And kiss lots of boys F
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Or kiss lots of girls Bb
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C
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If that's what you're into F
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When the straight and narrow Dm
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Gets a little too straight Bb
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Roll up a joint, or don't F
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Just follow your arrow C
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Wherever it points, yeah Dm
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Follow your arrow C
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Wherever it points
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