F
If you save yourself for marriage

You're a bore
             Dm
If you don't save yourself for marriage

You're a whore-able person
       Bb
If you won't have a drink

Then you're a prude
            Gm
But they'll call you a drunk 
           C
As soon as you down the first one


   F
If you can't lose the weight

Then you're just fat
    Dm
But if you lose too much

Then you're on crack
       Bb
You're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't
       Gm
So you might as well just do
    C
Whatever you want

So


F
Make lots of noise
    Dm
And kiss lots of boys
   F
Or kiss lots of girls
          Bb                C
If that's something you're into
         F
When the straight and narrow
       Dm
Gets a little too straight
           Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't
     F
Just follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points, yeah
Dm          F
Follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points

Yeah

 
   F
If you don't go to church

You'll go to hell
               Dm
If you're the first one 

On the front row

You're self-righteous

Son of a-
Bb
Can't win for losing

You just disappoint 'em
      Gm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em
      C
Don't mean you should join 'em


F
Make lots of noise
    Dm
And kiss lots of boys
   F
Or kiss lots of girls
          Bb                C
If that's something you're into
         F
When the straight and narrow
       Dm
Gets a little too straight
           Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't
     F
Just follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points, yeah
Dm          F
Follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points


F
Say what you feel

Love who love
           Dm
'Cause you just get 
so many trips around the sun
          Bb
Yeah, you only
          F
Only live once


F
Make lots of noise
    Dm
And kiss lots of boys
   F
Or kiss lots of girls
          Bb           C
If that's what you're into
         F
When the straight and narrow
       Dm
Gets a little too straight
           Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't
     F
Just follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points, yeah
Dm          F 
Follow your arrow 
    C       F
Wherever it points
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