F

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If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore Dm

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Dm
If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a whore-able person Bb

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Bb
If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude Gm

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Gm
But they'll call you a drunk C

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C
As soon as you down the first one F

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If you can't lose the weight Then you're just fat Dm

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Dm
But if you lose too much Then you're on crack Bb

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Bb
You're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't Gm

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Gm
So you might as well just do C

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C
Whatever you want So F

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F
Make lots of noise Dm

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Dm
And kiss lots of boys F

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F
Or kiss lots of girls Bb

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Bb
C

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C
If that's something you're into F

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F
When the straight and narrow Dm

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Dm
Gets a little too straight Bb

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Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't F

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F
Just follow your arrow C

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C
F

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F
Wherever it points, yeah Dm

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Dm
F

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F
Follow your arrow C

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C
F

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F
Wherever it points Yeah F

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F
If you don't go to church You'll go to hell Dm

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Dm
If you're the first one On the front row You're self-righteous Son of a- Bb

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Bb
Can't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Gm

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Gm
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em C

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C
Don't mean you should join 'em F

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F
Make lots of noise Dm

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Dm
And kiss lots of boys F

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F
Or kiss lots of girls Bb

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Bb
C

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C
If that's something you're into F

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F
When the straight and narrow Dm

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Dm
Gets a little too straight Bb

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Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't F

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F
Just follow your arrow C

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C
F

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F
Wherever it points, yeah Dm

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Dm
F

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F
Follow your arrow C

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C
F

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F
Wherever it points F

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F
Say what you feel Love who love Dm

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Dm
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun Bb

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Bb
Yeah, you only F

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F
Only live once F

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F
Make lots of noise Dm

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Dm
And kiss lots of boys F

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F
Or kiss lots of girls Bb

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Bb
C

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C
If that's what you're into F

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F
When the straight and narrow Dm

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Dm
Gets a little too straight Bb

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Bb
Roll up a joint, or don't F

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F
Just follow your arrow C

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C
F

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F
Wherever it points, yeah Dm

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Dm
F

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F
Follow your arrow C

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C
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F
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