Intro: C

C
I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,
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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,
F
My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,
F    
It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens


C
Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,
C7
I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,
F
After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,
F    
I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


Am F   C                 E7
I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,
Am F   C                      E7
I      play drinking games to target kids and,
(muted)
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)


Am       F              C                G
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult


C
Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,
C7
If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,
    F
H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, 
F    
Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write


C
Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,
C7
More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,
F
Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,
F    
Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian


Am F C            E7
I    idolize your idle eyes and,
Am F  C          E7
I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,
(muted)
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)


Am       F             C                  E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
Am       F              C                G                 G G7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 


Am        F          C            E7
There's a mystery to being at the top,
Am     F         C     E7
People think I'm devine, oooooooo
Am
But the truth is, 
C                                    
We're not heroes, 
G                  G7
we just play some online


         C
I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
C7
'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god
     F
So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible
F    
I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples


C
I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
C7
They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
    F
So, love me and I'll love you more,
F    
'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


    Am F C                      E7
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and
Am     F       C                      G
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale
(muted)
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


Am       F              C                      E7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,
Am       F             C                     E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
Am       F          
Welcome, welcome na-na
Am       D7
Welcome, welcome na-na
Am       F                 C              G       C     C
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