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I'm a famous clown in a flower crown,
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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts,
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My channel takes you through my bedroom routine,
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It's just between you and me, and 100,000 other tweens


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Don't care for money, don't care about the fame,
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I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screen names,
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After five minutes a week you think you know me offline,
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I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


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I      conjure fame with challenge vids and,
Am F   C                      E7
I      play drinking games to target kids and,
(muted)
And I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell- (Weeeee!)


Am       F              C                G
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult


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Hey guys I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair,
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If she pays 200 bucks you can meet and greet a millionaire,
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H-h-hoping down to town on my first class flight, 
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Which you kinda payed for when you bought my book I didn't write


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Youtubers had morals back in twenty-eleven,
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More virgins were at VidCon then in al-Qaeda heaven,
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Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashing in,
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Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian


Am F C            E7
I    idolize your idle eyes and,
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I'm   monetizing kissing guys and,
(muted)
I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it - (Wooo!)


Am       F             C                  E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
Am       F              C                G                 G G7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture, the YouTube cult 


Am        F          C            E7
There's a mystery to being at the top,
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People think I'm devine, oooooooo
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But the truth is, 
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We're not heroes, 
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we just play some online


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I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
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'Cause yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'M a god
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So I didn't write my book - Jesus didn't write the Bible
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I spread my message through the world with 12 (year old) disciples


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I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
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They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm 23
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So, love me and I'll love you more,
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'Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store


    Am F C                      E7
And I'm  privileged, white, and rich, and male, and
Am     F       C                      G
Yoooooooou are not - so worship at my YouTube sale
(muted)
I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me


Am       F              C                      E7
Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation, the YouTube Sin,
Am       F             C                     E7
Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle, YouTube Lie,
Am       F          
Welcome, welcome na-na
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Welcome, welcome na-na
Am       F                 C              G       C     C
Welcome, welcome, I said-a welcome to the YouTube Cult! Cheers!