Verse 1

Ugh
    A                      Bm
The carpet is wet, I’m hungover as xxxx
        D                      D
I don’t wanna be here, I don’t wanna get drunk
       A                        Bm               D pause 
But my best friends boyfriend’s birthday came around again
  A                           Bm
I don’t wanna drink but there isn’t a choice
        D                      D
They’re dapping me up like I’m one of the boys
    A                      Bm            D
And everybody here bullied me in the 8th grade

Pre-Chorus
A   Bm
Oh, look at mе go
    D                    D
Ate xxxx on the pavemеnt like a dog
      A         Bm
And I know that it’s a joke
       D                        D
But it ain’t really funny and I don’t wanna know about it
Gbm     E
So I’ll Uber home
D                            D
Take another shower ‘til the water runs cold
       Gbm         E             D
But I know I can’t leave you all alone

Chorus
    A
I’m fadin'
A             Bm
Hangin' to my vape pen
Bm             Gbm
Runnin' out of patience
          E
Call it a night
       A                    Bm
Oh I’m failin' casual conversation
Bm               Gbm                E
You know I’ll go apeshit just to be right
     A Bm Gbm          A Bm Gbm
And  I’m       not the type
        A              
To just leave you hangin' by the horns
    Bm                        Gbm
But God my ego’s feelin' torn tonight
Gbm               E
Tonight, tonight, I

Verse 2
          A                             Bm
There’s a stain on the couch, there’s a beer in my hand
      D                     
We’re playin' a game I don’t understand
            A                      Bm            
But there’s nothin' to lose so I’m rollin' up my sleeves
D
What could go wrong?
  A                          Bm
I take another shot, now I’m ready to go
    D
And what are the odds
    D
I’m kind of a pro?
     A                        Bm
Your boyfriend’s xxxx and I’m takin' him down, like
D    pause
Damn, who’s the quarterback now?

Pre-Chorus
A     Bm
Woah, look at me go
    D                        D
I’m throwin' ‘em back like a hometown hero
A         Bm
Woah, I’m feelin' it now
D                        D
Think I need to tap out, I’m getting hot and bothered
Gbm  E
Hey, where’s the door?
D                   D
Know I’ve seen this film before
  Gbm           E               D     
I panic bad and throw up on the bedroom floor

Chorus
    A
I’m fadin'
A             Bm
Hangin' to my vape pen
Bm             Gbm
Runnin' out of patience
E
Call it a night
       A                    Bm
Oh I’m failin' casual conversation
Bm               Gbm                E
You know I’ll go apeshit just to be right
     A Bm Gbm         A Bm Gbm
And  I’m      not the type
        A              
To just leave you hangin' by the horns
    Bm                        Gbm
But God my ego’s feelin' torn tonight
Gbm               E
Tonight, tonight, I

Bridge
         A                               Bm
Drinkin' mezcal with my shades on like a douchebag
                         Gbm
But I still can’t get it right
        A               Bm               Gbm     
Call my ex up, make him feel bad just to feel alright

Chorus
    A Bm Gbm         A Bm Gbm
But I’m      not the type
        A           
To just take an oyster by the pearl
    Gm                              Gbm
But xxxx me sideways, I’m that girl tonight
Gbm               E
Tonight, tonight, I