Intro:
  Eb
In the dead of midnight
                       Dm         Eb
Someone's creeping down the hall
Gm
See those yellow uniforms?
     Dm                     Gm
We're the ones who got it all!

Bridge:
        Gm7             F
We might trigger an alarm
        Cm              Eb
But we never come to harm
    Gm       Eb                      F
Because before the cops can catch us
             D
We can call my mom

Chorus:
        Eb   F      Gm
We're great at crime
Gm                  D
(Don't call us dumb!)
         Eb      F      Gm
Yeah we're great at crime
Gm                      Dm
(I stole some bubblegum!)

Interlude:
             Cm                 F
The boys in blue are here for you
           Ab              F
There is nothing they can do
     Cm       G        F
We scruffle scram skedaddle
       Dm              F
Up a creek without a paddle
         Eb
No you cannot rattle us
              F        Gm
Cause we are great at crime
Cm                G                 F         Dm
Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overated!
        Cm             G
There's no reason to debate it

Outro:
Dm           Eb
Great at crime
Dm            Gm
Great at crime
Dm     Eb     Gm
Great at crime