G And if your heart stops beating D I'll be here wondering Em C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your life and if you get to heaven D I'll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life wont wait C D Then your heart can't take this G D Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D D7 I think they never liked you anyway G D Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned. D And wouldn't it be great Dsus2 G If we were dead? G Ohh dead. G Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish D You never fell in love Em C Did you get what you deserve? G The ending of your life G And if you get to heaven D I'll be here waiting, babe Em C Did you get what you deserve? Am The end, and if your life won't wait C D Then your heart can't take this G D Have you heard the news that you're dead? C No one ever had much nice to say D D7 I think they never liked you anyway G D Oh take me from the hospital bed C Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? D And wouldn't it be great Dsus2 If we were dead? Bridge: Am C And in my honest observation Am During this operation C G D Found a complication in your heart Am C G D So long, 'cause now you've got -now you've got- Em Maybe just 2 weeks to live Em D Is that the most the both of you can give? Interlude: G D Em C One, two, one two three four! G la la la la la! D la la la la la la! C D la la la la la la la! Well come on, G la la la la la! D la la la la la la! C D la la la la la la la! Oh motherxxxxer, G If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!- C If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D Then why are we laughing? G If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- D C Then why are we laughing? -la la la la la la!- D If life ain't just a joke -la la la la la!- G Then why am I dead? G DEAD!
