Intro: G Em C Am D -Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo- G Em Am G -Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo- Yeah Pre-Chorus: G xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow Em I'm not a cat, I don't say meow Am xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow D xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow Chorus: G I go "Mooo" Em Mooo G Mooo Cm B7 Mooo G Yeah, I say, xxxxx, I'm too smooth Em7 I'm not in the mood Am7 Tryna make moves D Tryna make moves G xxxxx, I'm too smooth Em I'm not in the mood Am D Tryna make moves Gm Bm7 Tryna make moves Verse 1: G Got milk, xxxxx? Got beef? -got beef?- Em Got steak, ho? Got cheese? -got it- Am Grade a ho, not lean -not lean- D Got me A1, sauce please G These heifers got nothin' on me Em Steaks high, need a side of collard greens Am Cash rules everything around me -everything around me- D Ice c.r.e.a.m, ice c.r.e.a.m -ice cream- G You a calf, xxxxx, you my daughter -you my daughter- Em I ain't bothered -I ain't bothered- get slaughtered -get slaughtered- Am Got the methane, I'm a farter -woo- D With my farmer -woo- McDonald -woo- G And they feed me real good, it's a honor -it's a honor- Em Philly cheesesteak all in that order -in that order- Am Chili cheese fries as a starter -as a starter- D Got the steroids keeping me stronger -strong- Pre-Chorus: G xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow Em I'm not a cat, I don't say meow Am xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow D xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow Chorus: G I go "Mooo" -moo, moo, moo- Em Mooo -moo, moo, moo, mooooo- Am Mooo D Mooo -yeah- G I say, xxxxx, I'm too smooth Em I'm not in the mood Am Tryna make moves D Tryna make moves G xxxxx, I'm too smooth Em I'm not in the mood Am Tryna make moves D Tryna make moves Bridge: G xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo- Em xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo, mooooo- Am xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow D xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow G xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo- Em xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo, mooooo- Am xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow D xxxxx, I'm a cow -yeah- xxxxx, I'm a cow Verse 2: G Old McDonald had a farm Em I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm Am I'm just tryna turn up in the country D I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns G Suck a xxxxx xxxx or somethin', e-i-o Em xxxxtin' on these xxxxxes only thing I know Am Tippin' on his xxxx, I see the chickens and the pigs D They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know Refrain: G I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay Em Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay Am I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay D Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay G I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay Em Get out my hay, get out my hay Am I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay D Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay G Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm Em And they're like, it's better than yours Am Damn right, it's better than yours D I can treat you, but I have to charge G My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm Em And they're like, it's better than yours Am Damn right, it's better than yours D I can treat you, but I have to charge Outro: G It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey- Em It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey- Am But I have to charge -hey, hey, hey, hey- D -Hey, hey, hey, hey- G It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey- Em It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey- Am But I have to charge -hey, hey, hey, hey- D -Hey, hey, hey, hey- I got a cheeseburger, xxxxing vegans
