Intro:
G                    Em             C      Am D
-Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo- 
G                    Em            Am     G
-Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, mooooo- 
 
Yeah
 
Pre-Chorus:
G
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
Em
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Am
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
D
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
 
Chorus:
      G
I go "Mooo"
    Em
Mooo
    G
Mooo 
    Cm B7
Mooo
                            G
Yeah, I say, xxxxx, I'm too smooth
               Em7
I'm not in the mood
           Am7
Tryna make moves
           D
Tryna make moves
               G
xxxxx, I'm too smooth
               Em
I'm not in the mood
           Am    D
Tryna make moves 
           Gm    Bm7
Tryna make moves
 
Verse 1:
G
Got milk, xxxxx? Got beef? -got beef?-
Em
Got steak, ho? Got cheese? -got it-
Am
Grade a ho, not lean -not lean-
D
Got me A1, sauce please
G
These heifers got nothin' on me
Em
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Am
Cash rules everything around me -everything around me-
D
Ice c.r.e.a.m, ice c.r.e.a.m -ice cream-
G
You a calf, xxxxx, you my daughter -you my daughter-
Em
I ain't bothered -I ain't bothered- get slaughtered -get slaughtered-
Am
Got the methane, I'm a farter -woo-
D
With my farmer -woo- McDonald -woo-
G
And they feed me real good, it's a honor -it's a honor-
Em
Philly cheesesteak all in that order -in that order-
Am
Chili cheese fries as a starter -as a starter-
D
Got the steroids keeping me stronger -strong-
 
Pre-Chorus:
G
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
Em
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Am
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
D
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
 
Chorus:
G
I go "Mooo" -moo, moo, moo-
Em
Mooo -moo, moo, moo, mooooo-
Am
Mooo
D
Mooo -yeah-
G
I say, xxxxx, I'm too smooth
Em
I'm not in the mood
Am
Tryna make moves
D
Tryna make moves
G
xxxxx, I'm too smooth
Em
I'm not in the mood
Am
Tryna make moves
D
Tryna make moves
 
Bridge:
G
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo-
Em
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo, mooooo-
Am
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
D
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
G
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo-
Em
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow -moo, moo, moo, mooooo-
Am
xxxxx, I'm a cow, xxxxx, I'm a cow
D
xxxxx, I'm a cow -yeah- xxxxx, I'm a cow
 
Verse 2:
G
Old McDonald had a farm
Em
I give him a titty, tryna keep him calm
Am
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
D
I ain't in the city cause they ain't got lawns
G
Suck a xxxxx xxxx or somethin', e-i-o
Em
xxxxtin' on these xxxxxes only thing I know
Am
Tippin' on his xxxx, I see the chickens and the pigs
D
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
 
Refrain:
G
I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay
Em
Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay
Am
I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay
D
Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay
G
I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay
Em
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Am
I ain't a moose, xxxxx, get out my hay
D
Get out my hay, xxxxx, get out my hay
G
Milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Em
And they're like, it's better than yours
Am
Damn right, it's better than yours
D
I can treat you, but I have to charge
G
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
Em
And they're like, it's better than yours
Am
Damn right, it's better than yours
D
I can treat you, but I have to charge
 
Outro:
G
It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey-
Em
It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey-
Am
But I have to charge -hey, hey, hey, hey-
D
-Hey, hey, hey, hey-
G
It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey-
Em
It's better than yours -hey, hey, hey, hey-
Am
But I have to charge -hey, hey, hey, hey-
D
-Hey, hey, hey, hey-

I got a cheeseburger, xxxxing vegans
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