Verse 1:
           A
Welcome to Lady Hell
A
There's no men among the creatures
Db
'Cause we prefer to customize every feature
   D                           Dm                         A
To make sure that hades is the bane of every lady in the world
(nc)
Whether she's a woman or a girl

Verse 2:
A
You may expect to encounter cliches
           Db
Of endless chores, thankless children to raise
             D                         Dm
But trapping women in a kitchen is too kitsch to be a prison
    A                                           E
But here's the real smite of the feminine afterlife

Chorus:
                 D
Though there's a crowd in her cell
                            A
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
                          E
She can never ever edge a word in herself
                                Gbm  E   A
'Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell


       D
For as sad as it seems
                                  A
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
                                 E
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell
                         Gbm E A D
She can't let go in lady hell

Verse 3:
A
Look around there are no tricks to pass the time
   Db
Forever occupied with greener grass upon her mind
    D                            Dm
And finds no satisfaction in the finest of distractions
           A
Though she dolls herself up she will never quench her passion

Verse 4:
A
We theorized that the greatest form of torture
      Db
Is to keep her here and to endlessly ignore her
D                        Dm
Took it to market and we did obtain
A                                  E
Loneliness is our darkest brand of pain

Chorus:
                 D
Though there's a crowd in her cell
                            A
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
                          E
She can never ever edge a word in herself
                                Gbm  E   A
'Cause no one will listen to her in lady hell


       D
For as sad as it seems
                                  A
Somehow she's still holding on to all of her dreams
                                 E
Even though we know she'll never break from this spell
                         Gbm E A D
She can't let go in lady hell

Bridge:
B    D  F                 G    A
Ahhhhh, Come on there's always room
B    D  F                    G  A
Ahhhhh, We've saved a place for you
B    D  F                 G    A
Ahhhhh, Come on there's always room
B    D  F                    G  A
Ahhhhh, We've saved a place for you

Chorus:
(nc)
Though there's a crowd in your cell
(nc)
Everyone's preoccupied with everyone else
(nc)
You can never ever edge a word in yourself
                                Gbm  E   A
'Cause no one will listen to you in lady hell


       D
For as sad as it seems
                                   A
Somehow you're still holding on to all of your dreams
                                 E
Even though we know you'll never break from this spell
                         Gbm E A D
You can't let go in lady hell


             E
You'll never break from this spell
                         Gbm E A D
You can't let go in Lady Hell