Verse:
                  D                     Bm7                  E7        
I hope that the last the page of your 800-page novel is missing
                 D                        Bm7                 E7         
And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red Mustang

Chorus:
        G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
        G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

Verse:
                     D                     Bm7                      E7     
And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby
                     D                     Bm7                      E7     
And if you're out of clean sheets I hope your new girl takes off and it's clear why

Chorus:
        G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
        G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you

Bridge:
    Bm7                     A                          B7        
And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you
    Bm7                     D                         G    
And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up 
            G
your trash again

Verse:
                 D                   Bm7                   E7         
Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty
                 D                     Bm7                        E7      
Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny

Outro:
 G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
 - But I'm sorry if it ever is -      
 G                D                 G             
'Cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you
- But I'm sorry if it ever is - etc...    
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