Intro (x2): C G

Chorus:
C    
Yes, I know, I think I am a joke, I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
    G
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care, but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me

Verse:
C    
Yes, I know, I'm easily provoked, I try to play it placid but I just can't take a joke
  G
I guess that's the part that's funny, I guess I'm a real dummy,

as I cannot hide my upset, I run crying home to mummy
C    
"Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel?

Why do they all laugh at me when I go to school?
    G
And when I get a job? And when I leave home? And when I start a family? And even when I'm dead?"
      C    
Mummy said "poor sweetie what do they say?

After they make a joke do they say JK?"
        G
I said "no" she said "oh! That's really bad, I always say JK after having a laugh"?
C    
"Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?"

She said "first thing tomorrow we take you out of school
          G
You don't have to get a job, to start a family would be cruel
                                           C    
It is such a pain to have to be related to you"
                                                    G
And then I waited.... and I waited... and I waited all day

But mummy never went on to say JK

Chorus:
C    
Yes, I know, I think I am a joke, I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
    G
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care, but if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me