Verse 1:
   F
If I Were a Fish  And You Caught Me
F
You’d Say Look at That Fish
Bb
Shimmering in the Sun Such a Rare One
Bb
Can’t Believe That You Caught One
F
If I Were a Fish And You Caught Me
F
You’d Say Look at That Fish
Bb
Heaviest in the Sea You’d Win First Prize
Bb
If You Caught Me

Chorus:
C                        Bb    C     F
Why is Everybody on the Internet So Mean
C                        Bb    C      F
Why is Everybody So Afraid of What They’ve Never Seen
Dm7                        Bb         F
If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me
G
Flopping Around and Singing My Song
Bb
I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Along

Verse 2:
   F
If I Were a rock you would pick me up
F
And say thats a nice rock
Bb
Skippiest on the lake
Bb                                    F
Plop plop plop i'm the perfect shape
F
And If I Were a sock you would put me on
F
And say thats a nice sock
Bb
Happiest as a pair
Bb
I found you now i'm not scared

Chorus:
C                        Bb    C     F
Why is Everybody on the Internet So Mean
C                        Bb    C      F
Why is Everybody So Afraid of What They’ve Never Seen
Dm7                        Bb         F
If I Was Scrolling Through and I Saw Me
G
Flopping Around and Singing My Song
Bb                                       C
I’d Say Damn They’re Cute and Sing Along

Bridge:
              F
How lucky are we
F
of all the fish in the sea
Bb
you get to be you
Bb
and I get to be me
F
Just let em be mean
F
were as free as can be
Bb
To be the you-est of you
Bb
And the me-est of me

Outro:
F
If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do
Bb
If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do
F
If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do
Bb
If I were a fish do do do do do do do do do do
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