Intro:
   G      Cmaj7
   G      Cmaj7

Verse 1:
G                                            Cmaj7
     If you want to write a letter, write a letter
G                                                Cmaj7
     If you'd rather make a phone call, pick the phone up, call me
Am
   But if you had to say it all with a pop song
Cmaj7                           D
     Couldn't you at least have written me a good one?

Chorus 1:
      C                C                C                C            G      G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
      C                C                C                C            G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
D                      Am
  Was it just a simple rewind and erase?
D                       Am
  Was your mind squeaky-clean in the first place?

Verse 2:
G                                         Cmaj7
     If you gotta write an essay, do your research (If you got to)
G                                             Cmaj7
     Stick your nose in a boy-and-girl fight, hear both sides first
Am
  There's something wrong being copied on a memo
Cmaj7                 D
     In the form of a bad country demo

Chorus 2:
      C                C                C                C            G      G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
      C                C                C                C            G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
D                           Am
 Is there a funnel from her mind to your mouth now?
D                        Am
 Cause you don't edit anything; it just comes out

Instrumental:
   G      Cmaj7
   G      Cmaj7

Bridge:
        Fmaj7
I gotta say (gotta say)
                                   Ebmaj7
It's pretty gay, trading jabs with pop song, so
G                                            Cmaj7
     Maybe next time we should just have a dance-off
  Fmaj7
A dance-off

Verse 3:
G                                             Cmaj7
     Isn't there something in the Bible about forgiveness and love?
G                                                    Cmaj7
     And more importantly, about throwing stones and what your house is made of?
Am
  You might reflect upon your own arrangement
Cmaj7                D
     In '94, getting blown in your basement (While your wife slept!)

Chorus 3:
      C                C                C                C            G      G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
      C                C                C                C            G
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too

Outro:
      Am
She's brainwascht you (Integrity)
      C
She's brainwascht you (Family)
      Am                                         C
She's b-b-brainwascht you (Online rhyming dictionary)

Outro: G