Intro: Ab Absus4 Ab (x2)

Verse 1:
           Ab               Absus4    Ab
You made a promise, didn't say it out loud
                  Ab             Absus4  Ab
That you wouldn't have me regret sitting down
                Ebsus4
And I made the same one, it's such common practice
           Db
A bad combination, a hopeful, an actress
             Ab             Absus4           Ab
And I made a promise as I walked through the grass
     Ab                         Absus4  Ab
That nobody else would catch me quite so fast
            Ebsus4
But I often misread how soon I can learn things
              Dbadd9
And that is a misery to which I'm returning

Chorus:
             Eb                       Db
I had a bad Tuesday, at least it's a news day
                  Ab      Absus4        Ab
But I'll probably wake up xxxxxx in the morning
   Absus4       Ebsus4                  Db
So what if I'm callous? I'll call it a talent
             Ab         Absus4        Ab
And revel in all of the xxxx you're ignoring
              Ab     Absus4 Ab
God, people are boring
  Ab Absus4 Ab
Mm

Verse 2:
           Ab               Absus4    Ab
You made a promise when you saw me afar
                   Ab               Absus4      Ab
That this would be brief in the way these things are
               Ebsus4
And I made the same one, in the fountain, I tossed it
           Db
A bad combination, a sponge and a faucet

Chorus:
             Eb                       Db
I had a bad Tuesday, at least it's a news day
                  Ab       Absus4       Ab
But I'll probably wake up xxxxxx in the morning
   Absus4       Eb                     Db
So what if I'm callous? I'll call it a talent
             Ab         Absus4         Ab
And revel in all of the xxxx you're ignoring
               Ab     Absus4 Ab
God, people are boring
          Ab     Absus4 Ab
People are boring

Bridge:
     Eb                                          Db
And I tell my friends in a text that I copy and paste

Every word in all caps, with no commas
      Eb
And then all again, when I'm home making pasta
       Db
Still half in my work clothes, and half in pajamas
     Eb
And you made a promise and I don't know why
        Db
I am caught on a promise, a promise is nothing
Eb
Life's pretty lawless, an unspoken promise
   Db                                  (nc)
Is usually not what protects you from something

Chorus:
             Eb                       Db
I had a bad Tuesday, at least it's a news day
                  Ab       Absus4       Ab
But I'll probably wake up xxxxxx in the morning
   Absus4       Eb                     Db
So what if I'm callous? I'll call it a talent
             Ab          Absus4         Ab
And revel in all of the xxxx you're ignoring
               Ab     Absus4 Ab
God, people are boring
          Ab     Absus4 Ab
People are boring
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