Intro:
(nc)
Yeah, I'm recording
 
One, two, three, four
 
Interlude (x4): Dbm7  Gb7  Abm  B
 
Verse 1:
Dbm7       Gb7                   Abm  B
  Bouncer greets us at the door
Dbm7           Gb7                 Abm
  He can tell we've been here before
      B
So he lets us pass
Dbm7   Gb7         Abm   B
  And we climb up 15 flights of stairs
Dbm7           Gb7           Abm      B
  And find that spot in the corner just over there
 
Interlude: Dbm7  Gb7  Abm  B
 
Verse 2:
Dbm7    Gb7      Abm           B
  It's only 6:30 but we're starting to drink
Dbm7        Gb7      Abm
  I'm ordering the usual
 B       Dbm7      Gb7         Abm
I think I need a change of pace
          B                   Dbm7
London's bursting at the seams
            Gb7       Abm       B
It's not quite the place I hoped I'd be
 
Interlude: Dbm7  Gb7  B
 
Chorus:
B             E             Dbm
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
B            E              Dbm
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume
B              E                  Dbm
  It's country walks down the motorway
B           E                Dbm     Gb7
  How many drugs have you done today?
 
Interlude (x2): Dbm7  Gb7  Abm  B
 
Verse 3:
Dbm7                Gb7               Abm         B
  'Cause concrete sculptures and broken glass
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  It's the lamp posts who guide our paths
            B
Because the moon can't get in
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  And the clouds hang heavy
         B
Blocking out his pursuit
Dbm7    Gb7          Abm          B
  And booze hangs limply on our rental suits
 
Verse 4:
Dbm7             Gb7             Abm          B
  'Cause we're fires, we're burning bright
Dbm7        Gb7               Abm          B
  Breaking bottles and starting fights
Dbm7       Gb7            Abm         B
  But the evening has other plans
Dbm7       Gb7        Abm        B
  Run as they pull up with two more vans
 
Chorus:
B             E             Dbm
  It's white wine in a Wetherspoons
B            E              Dbm
  It's fine dining with cheap perfume
B              E                  Dbm
  It's country walks down the motorway
B           E                Dbm
  How many drugs have you done today?
 
Bridge:
B     E         Dbm
  But I won't fuss
B      E         Dbm  Gb7
  I'll let you pass
B     E         Dbm
  No, I won't fuss
B      E         Dbm  Gb7
  I'll let you pass
 
Outro:
                B      E              Dbm
'Cause it's only white wine in a Wetherspoons
B       E              Dbm
  Fine dining with cheap perfume
B      E                Dbm
  dlr closed due to workers' strikes
B           E              Dbm
  God knows how I'll get home tonight